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premium Dragoneye77: like really tiny
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bits-charity Majestur: worlds smallest lucas
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bits D3adDouch3r:
KonCha
[0:00:26] Snudl: Let's see about that genius Kojumbo
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subscriber LinnieGrey: i'm eating brownies for breakfast
:)
[0:00:41] UmbrellaMuffin: i hate that meme
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bits D3adDouch3r:
vineSponge linnie
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premium Dragoneye77: im 4 hours in and im about to quit
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subscriber LinnieGrey: they're good
[0:01:15]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: it's a meta game
[0:01:21] Snudl:
LUL Oh boy
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subscriber LinnieGrey: it's united the internet into two factions
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premium Dragoneye77: There are so many better games I could play in that time
[0:01:33] UmbrellaMuffin: *discord*
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vip werewhiskey: idk, i was still kinda interested in the first couple hours or so
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subscriber LinnieGrey:
vineStank
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vip werewhiskey: open world stuff seems kinda fun to me
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subscriber LinnieGrey: cheetos????
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vip Skeletoxin: georgeo kojucas
[0:01:57] bunnybunboy:
limesPoggers
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vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineChamp
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vip
bits-charity Majestur:
vineChamp
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vip
subscriber LinnieGrey:
oh i didn't know it was endorsed
LUL
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vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[0:02:13] bunnybunboy: yooo sphinx a true GAMER
vargGamerd
[0:02:22] UmbrellaMuffin: Did you see Pokemon looking like Runescape
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subscriber LinnieGrey: what do you use?
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premium Dragoneye77: I will say one thing though
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premium Dragoneye77: this game is the fastest kojima game to get to gameplay
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premium Dragoneye77: which is halts right away though
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premium Dragoneye77:
:)
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premium Dragoneye77: it*
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subscriber LinnieGrey: i use the same and it works fine now but it was a motherfucker to set the scene up
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premium Dragoneye77: Oh also
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premium Dragoneye77: enjoy vod muting btw
[0:03:37]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: just to get it to talk to OBS for both audio and video
[0:03:41] bunnybunboy: time for fetus adventures
limesYay
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premium Dragoneye77: the game itself isnt even streamer friendly
[0:03:57] UmbrellaMuffin: more gameplay than Outer Worlds
:)
[0:04:09]
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premium Dragoneye77: @LittleUmbrella
vineSchut
vineStank
[0:04:22] UmbrellaMuffin: its true
:)
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bits D3adDouch3r: not everybody makes games for streamers
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subscriber LinnieGrey: no voice for a sec there
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premium Dragoneye77: True, however theres a shit load of licensed music in this game
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subscriber LinnieGrey: not quite
[0:05:20] Snudl: Voice is like half a sec behind
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premium Dragoneye77:
oh ya it is a bit off
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vip werewhiskey: thats even more delayed
[0:05:57] Snudl: No, opposite. It was already behind
[0:06:02]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: fuckin hot take november between outer worlds and death stranding
[0:06:16]
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premium Dragoneye77: Outer Worlds being the better game to
LUL
[0:06:24]
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premium Dragoneye77: its still delayed
[0:06:31] UmbrellaMuffin: @linniegrey Thats what happens when people dont
vineNoNut
[0:06:34]
vip werewhiskey: still delayed by like half a second but it's ok
[0:06:36]
bits-charity hyperhedgehog2k1: deth strand
pogonaPeek
[0:06:37]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineTommy
[0:06:42]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: @LittleUmbrella
LUL
[0:06:50]
vip werewhiskey: wait why delay further?
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premium Dragoneye77: it seems worse now lol
[0:07:05] UmbrellaMuffin: still big delay
[0:07:07]
vip werewhiskey: isnt a half second delay fine??
[0:07:11] keener: voice is a touch ahead
[0:07:20]
vip werewhiskey: accidental double question mark but yeah
[0:07:43] keener: WAY worse
[0:07:47] Snudl: Oh that was much worse
[0:07:47]
vip werewhiskey: lol way worse now
[0:07:48]
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premium Dragoneye77: its now like a second
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premium Dragoneye77: do you want a clip
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vip werewhiskey: ok but i gotta ask. why add more delay
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vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: so it's working, it's just super finicky
[0:08:09]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: watch this be more exciting than the game
[0:08:26]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineLUL
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subscriber LinnieGrey: werewhiskey you can't speed one up so you gotta delay either the audio or video
[0:08:44] Snudl: That seems good
[0:08:52]
vip werewhiskey: yeah
[0:08:55]
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premium Dragoneye77: https://clips.twitch.tv/EasyDepressedEggplantHassaanChop
[0:08:58]
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premium Dragoneye77: Boomer juice
[0:08:58]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: that's a bad explanation but yeah
[0:09:11]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: do you have water?
[0:09:14] UmbrellaMuffin: more? "please"
[0:09:15]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: which one is it?
[0:09:20]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: please rinse mouth
[0:09:22]
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premium Dragoneye77: the more surprising thing is Sam just chugs the things straight up in the game
[0:09:29] joeybabaganoosh: only energy
[0:09:30]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: it's REALLY bad for your teeth
LUL
[0:09:33]
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premium Dragoneye77: This game is great about one thing though
[0:09:34] Snudl:
DrinkPurple
DrinkPurple
DrinkPurple
WHAT UP GAMERS
DrinkPurple
DrinkPurple
DrinkPurple
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premium Dragoneye77: subtitles are on by default
[0:09:40]
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premium Dragoneye77: so kojima did something right
[0:09:57] bunnybunboy: because Sphinx is a GAMER
vargGamerd
[0:10:04]
vip werewhiskey: @GreatSphynx
oh right, theres a thing where it asks for your birthday
[0:10:22]
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premium Dragoneye77: wow its sphynx's birthday again
[0:10:33]
vip werewhiskey: looks ok i guess?
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premium Dragoneye77: it seems fine
[0:10:34]
vip Skeletoxin: a little but isnt it suposed to be that way
[0:10:45]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey:
vineBab
vineSchut
greats8Rly
[0:10:58] Snudl:
sphynxS
[0:11:19] MortaLPortaL87: Yo doodle dip gang.
[0:11:33]
vip werewhiskey: yeah i think it's gonna ask for your birthday here
[0:11:35]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: platnium fetus
[0:11:45]
vip werewhiskey: so if you dont wanna give that away, i guess hide the screen here
[0:11:55]
vip Skeletoxin: as opposed to an inactive skeleton
[0:11:56]
vip Skeletoxin: like me
[0:11:57] joeybabaganoosh: I prefer passive seletons
[0:12:12]
vip werewhiskey: wat
[0:12:14]
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premium Dragoneye77: doxxed
[0:12:18]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: remember at the start of the year when Sphynx was apologising for burps and now he's like get used to it gamers
[0:12:33]
vip werewhiskey:
:)
[0:12:39]
vip Skeletoxin: ;-; i have to go outside so my dog can piss, so ill miss the start
[0:12:41]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: DOOMS eternal
[0:12:55]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: Libra
[0:12:56]
vip werewhiskey: im also a fish
[0:12:57] xyzero347: libra
[0:12:58] UmbrellaMuffin: Capricorn
[0:12:59]
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bits-charity Majestur: ♈
[0:13:00]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: virgo
[0:13:01]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus:
greats8Dab
greats8Dab scorpio
[0:13:04]
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premium Dragoneye77: i dont know
[0:13:13]
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premium Dragoneye77: whatever october is
[0:13:21]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: whale!
[0:13:21] GenericGuy54: funky fetus time
[0:13:39] LexiPixeL_: according to horoscope ppl, both pisces and aries 🤷
[0:13:44] Snudl: Poke it with a stick
[0:13:48] LexiPixeL_: also
hi peeps
[0:13:49]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: dragon if you're before 23 libra, after 23 scorpio
[0:14:01]
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premium Dragoneye77: 7th
[0:14:05]
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premium Dragoneye77: so libra
[0:14:05] GenericGuy54: Taurus here
[0:14:06]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: once there was an explosion
[0:14:11] UmbrellaMuffin: isnt it 21st
[0:14:11]
vip werewhiskey: lol
[0:14:13]
vip werewhiskey: sphynx pls
[0:14:18]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: hey hey lexi
[0:14:18]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus:
limesSip
[0:14:37]
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premium Dragoneye77:
vargNut
[0:14:38]
vip
bits-charity Majestur:
vineNoNut
[0:14:40] GenericGuy54:
vineNoNut
[0:14:41]
vip werewhiskey: but it's no nut november
[0:14:42]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineThink
[0:14:43]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus:
Kreygasm
[0:14:49]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: give us the smol george kojima sphynx
vineSchut
linnieHappy
[0:14:57] LexiPixeL_:
LUL
[0:14:57]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[0:15:04]
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premium Dragoneye77: theres tons
[0:15:07] bunnybunboy: Kojima answer to no nut november
[0:15:12]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: What strain
[0:15:13]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineTommy
[0:15:17]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: the worlds most expensive shitpost
[0:15:31]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: god games look so fuckin nice in 2019
[0:15:40]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: ^
[0:15:46]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: it look nice
[0:15:58] LexiPixeL_: stream sponsored by bang energy
Kappa
[0:15:59] bunnybunboy: a quick rich scheme...by investing billions genius
vargGamerd
[0:16:18]
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premium Dragoneye77: this game is one of the nicest looking ps4 games
[0:16:23]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: Same. I just bought a $200 desktop vape
[0:16:25] bunnybunboy: there it is
[0:16:28]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: not just realism like this but also like pixel art is amazing
[0:16:37]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: what a time to be alive
[0:16:38] Snudl: He should wear a helmet
[0:16:49] bunnybunboy: first thing your character does in the game is get shat on by a bird
[0:16:52]
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premium Dragoneye77: Oh boy
[0:16:57]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: when is this set?
[0:16:57]
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premium Dragoneye77: this scnee is terrible
LUL
[0:17:03]
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premium Dragoneye77: pay attention chat
[0:17:08]
vip Trageenomical: @bunnybunboy that wasn't bird crap
monkaS
[0:17:12]
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premium Dragoneye77:
vineMortis
[0:17:12] bunnybunboy:
limesS
[0:17:24]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Sphynx. You do know that Kojima made the "boring" part of this game so long to make game journalists give up, right?
[0:17:29]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey:
oh my god
BibleThump
[0:17:30] bunnybunboy: should we expect for your ps4 to catch fire?
[0:17:42]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: That way they can't post a review
[0:17:44] bunnybunboy:
limesD
[0:17:47]
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premium Dragoneye77:
oh this is never explained btw
[0:17:47] LexiPixeL_: of course he did because kojima lol
[0:17:53] salad_snack_: this game
[0:18:00] salad_snack_: this game'll bake some cakes
[0:18:04]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus:
The boomer disease cloud is chasing him
LuL
[0:18:04] UmbrellaMuffin: dragon youre 4 hours in
[0:18:05]
vip werewhiskey: whats not explained
[0:18:18]
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premium Dragoneye77: you'll see what i mean
[0:18:38]
vip werewhiskey: im still curious
[0:18:39] Snudl: Gameplay? On my Kojima game?
[0:18:54] bunnybunboy: @Snudl beat me to it
limesLUL
[0:19:03]
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premium Dragoneye77: no
[0:19:47]
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premium Dragoneye77: yes sphynx
[0:19:52] Snudl:
:D
[0:19:54]
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premium Dragoneye77: you're a delivery man
[0:20:00]
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premium Dragoneye77: you work for amazon
[0:20:02]
vip Skeletoxin: ok what did i miss
[0:20:16] bunnybunboy:
oh so this world is a post amazon acquisition dystopia
[0:20:24]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: about 15 minutes of audio tests skele
[0:20:36] salad_snack_: nah, this is amazon bad the game
[0:20:42] UmbrellaMuffin: @dragoneye77 still better conditions than Amazon workers
[0:20:46] bunnybunboy: thatd be one hell of a move, this game turns out to be an amazon ad
[0:21:05] LexiPixeL_: "lost cargo? just same day drone ship
4Head "
[0:21:13]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: do you think jeff bezos would give me a couple million dollars if I asked nicely? he wouldn't miss it
Kappa
[0:21:55] LexiPixeL_: good luck linnie. if he says yes can i borrow 20 bucks
Kappa
[0:22:14]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: remember chat,
vineNoNut
[0:22:15] UmbrellaMuffin: cursed emoji tattoo
[0:22:26]
vip Skeletoxin: norm needs to fuckin shave
[0:22:31] bunnybunboy: i agree, walking simulators want to ignore the game part and just make a movie, but there should be more efforts to make the game part more engaging
[0:22:40]
vip werewhiskey: maybe the rain doesnt show up that often or otherwise just covers small areas for a brief time or something in this game,
idk
[0:22:48]
vip werewhiskey: could work differently in this world than ours
[0:22:50] bunnybunboy:
oh no he's getting a tan
limesD
[0:23:00]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Kojima can do both tho. He can make a walking sim AND make it a good game
[0:23:16]
vip werewhiskey: despite its divisiveness im still interested to see where this game goes
[0:23:29]
vip werewhiskey: im willing to give kojima the benefit of the doubt, even if he can be real zany at times
[0:23:43]
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premium Dragoneye77:
oh also lots of regulars here but figured i'll just say this
[0:23:49]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: try to avoid spoiler talk
[0:24:06]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: yessir mod
greats8Frodo
[0:24:14] bunnybunboy: Bongo Bongo really got a downgrade
[0:24:19]
vip werewhiskey: lol
[0:24:43] salad_snack_: like poetry
[0:24:46]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: is this sex
[0:24:56]
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premium Dragoneye77: nof
[0:24:57]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: spolier kojima dies at the end
[0:24:58]
vip werewhiskey: sphynx pls
[0:25:01]
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premium Dragoneye77: no its sex 2
[0:25:03]
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premium Dragoneye77: the new one
[0:25:05] desert_gryphon: Hello? Hello?! Oh God... I'm here for the memes
[0:25:06] LexiPixeL_: wow this isn't coming to pc until summer 2020. maybe by then i'll have a computer that can run it
[0:25:10] bunnybunboy: George go back to the green screenyour coffe is getting cold
[0:25:17]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: the new sex? does that mean it's nut 2 too?
[0:25:19]
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premium Dragoneye77:
vargNut
[0:25:19]
vip Trageenomical:
moon2L
[0:25:23] joeybabaganoosh:
oh boy
[0:25:30]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: is it still banned in no nut november?
[0:25:31]
vip Skeletoxin: stop
[0:25:46]
vip Skeletoxin: real people is where i draw the line
[0:25:49]
vip werewhiskey:
Clap
[0:25:51] joeybabaganoosh:
Clap
[0:25:52]
vip Skeletoxin:
Clap
[0:25:52] bunnybunboy: i clapped
Clap
[0:25:58] salad_snack_:
Clap
[0:26:21] LexiPixeL_: was that kojima? when he did morph in to george rr martin
[0:26:22]
vip werewhiskey: yknow i kinda wonder just how replayable this game will be... if we're gonna have to sit thru long cutscenes like this
[0:26:23]
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premium Dragoneye77: lol
[0:26:24]
vip werewhiskey: uh
oh
[0:26:24]
vip Skeletoxin:
D:
[0:26:26] bunnybunboy:
limesD
[0:26:26] desert_gryphon: NO device!!!
[0:26:27]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineTommy
[0:26:27] UmbrellaMuffin:
LUL
[0:26:28]
vip werewhiskey:
monkaS
[0:26:29]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: capture card PLZ
[0:26:29] Snudl:
sphynxS
[0:26:33] bunnybunboy: EVERYBODY PANIC
limesHeck
[0:26:33]
vip Skeletoxin: RELOAD
[0:26:36]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus:
greats8Frodo
[0:26:38] LexiPixeL_: blink
[0:26:38]
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premium Dragoneye77: yes you can
[0:26:41]
vip Skeletoxin: NEW GAME
[0:26:41]
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premium Dragoneye77: start button
[0:26:42] joeybabaganoosh: do not jostle the device
[0:26:48] salad_snack_: press not start button
[0:26:53]
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premium Dragoneye77: sphynx start button
[0:27:02]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: back
[0:27:04] bunnybunboy: yay
limesYay
[0:27:06]
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premium Dragoneye77: its fine now
[0:27:07] Snudl: Yes
[0:27:08]
vip Skeletoxin: yes
[0:27:11] joeybabaganoosh: it back
[0:27:21]
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premium Dragoneye77: this doesnt matter anyway
[0:27:23]
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premium Dragoneye77: its fine
:)
[0:27:30] joeybabaganoosh: just like in the game
[0:27:35] joeybabaganoosh: if you move you die
[0:27:36]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[0:27:38] desert_gryphon: here comes the YUM YUM
[0:27:39]
vip Skeletoxin: dinner time
[0:27:45] Warloctopus: lol
[0:27:53]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: do you mean witchetty grubs
[0:27:55]
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premium Dragoneye77: I hate how it crunches
[0:27:57] TheGrossGhost: yum
[0:27:59] LexiPixeL_:
oh hey its the actress from that uh one movie >.>
[0:28:16] Warloctopus: I was watching someone play this game last night (they were 15 hours in) and I felt like I was losing my mind
LUL
[0:28:24] LexiPixeL_: it wouldn't surprise me
LUL
[0:28:30] desert_gryphon: the BT's drain the living
[0:28:31]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: indigenous people in some parts of australia ate them traditionally, yes
[0:28:36]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: i do not partake
[0:28:36] desert_gryphon: of life
[0:28:41]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: Amazon in 2238
[0:28:45]
vip nanopsychic:
oh fuuuuck you doing it
[0:28:57]
vip Skeletoxin: nice umbrella
[0:29:07]
vip Skeletoxin: im sure it does you a lot of good
[0:29:09] LexiPixeL_: in the future we make umbrellas out of nonsense
[0:29:13]
vip Skeletoxin: what with being disconnected and all
[0:29:13]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: why did she have it open for 10 seconds
[0:29:14] UmbrellaMuffin: thanks @skeletoxin
[0:29:18]
vip Skeletoxin: lmao
[0:29:21]
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premium Dragoneye77: to style on him
[0:29:32] desert_gryphon: Sam's wife
[0:29:38] Snudl: Timefall, wow
[0:29:41]
vip nanopsychic: so is just just a movie in video game form
[0:29:48]
vip nanopsychic: this just*
[0:29:49]
vip Skeletoxin: yo her suit just got turned on
[0:29:52] desert_gryphon: Timefall, that's aMagic card
[0:29:52]
vip Skeletoxin:
vineNoNut
[0:29:57]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: sphynx is a shoulder man confirmed
[0:30:03]
premium S00perShyGuy: I'm still sitting here contemplating going out and picking up this game
[0:30:07] Warloctopus: it's rude to point out people's shoulder erections
[0:30:09]
vip nanopsychic: kojima just become a fuckin director
[0:30:14] LexiPixeL_: so like metal gear solid 4. a movie with some gameplay here and there lol
[0:30:19]
vip nanopsychic: movie director*
[0:30:29]
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premium Dragoneye77: I'll make sure to quote you on that sphynx
[0:30:32]
vip Skeletoxin: how are you doin nano
[0:30:35] LexiPixeL_: isn't that most streamers with most games
LUL
[0:30:42] desert_gryphon: did you watch Outer Haven Network? Much better
[0:30:43]
vip Trageenomical: VOD mute time
[0:30:43] bunnybunboy:
vargGamerd
[0:30:50]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: Ok Zoomer
[0:30:50]
vip Skeletoxin: VODS GONE
[0:30:52]
vip Trageenomical: Rain rot PepeHands
[0:30:53] TheGrossGhost:
oh yeah this game is vod mute central lol
[0:30:54] keener: or, ya know, read the screen when it explains thigns
[0:30:57]
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premium Dragoneye77: HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
[0:30:58] bunnybunboy: just like the vod
[0:31:00]
vip Trageenomical: Oh no, it'll still get vod muted
[0:31:23] LexiPixeL_: what's the name of the artist?
[0:31:29]
premium S00perShyGuy: so Sphynx does this game seem worth it to someone who can deal with some repetitive stuff?
[0:31:42]
vip nanopsychic:
SourPls
[0:31:47]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineTommy
[0:31:49]
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premium Dragoneye77: shyguy he literally just started
[0:31:50]
vip Trageenomical: second person to make that joke within the past ten minutes on streams i'm watching
[0:31:51]
vip Skeletoxin: y so serious
[0:31:54]
premium S00perShyGuy:
vineTommy
[0:31:54] Warloctopus:
vineTommy
[0:32:01]
vip Trageenomical: joker joke seems to be a bingo slot
[0:32:12]
premium S00perShyGuy: also is this a pro or an OG PS4
[0:32:16] UmbrellaMuffin: real Kojima fans listen to TOOL on repeat
[0:32:32] Warloctopus: the combat and travel looked SUPER jank
[0:32:46]
premium S00perShyGuy: I have only regular PS4
[0:33:23]
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premium Dragoneye77: cinematic 24 fps
[0:33:30]
vip Trageenomical: huh, interesting
[0:33:32]
premium S00perShyGuy: lmao OK looks like I'll be fine
[0:33:32]
vip werewhiskey: oof
[0:34:03]
premium S00perShyGuy: yeah it does
[0:34:28]
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premium Dragoneye77: wow sphynx
[0:34:33] keener: it really speaks to how good the engine that guerilla made is
[0:34:35]
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premium Dragoneye77: you were suppose to frogger across the rocks
[0:34:35]
premium S00perShyGuy: did you pre order for the golden gamer hat
[0:34:37]
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premium Dragoneye77: not this boring way
[0:34:40]
premium S00perShyGuy: or did you just go pick it up
[0:34:41]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineLUL
[0:34:57] desert_gryphon: the what?
[0:35:04] Warloctopus: How do you feel about the "it gets good after the first 10 hours" thing?
[0:35:06] desert_gryphon: Golden Gamer hat?
[0:35:06]
vip rivrcom: how long have u been going?
[0:35:20]
premium S00perShyGuy: the pre order bonus just turns a bunch of sams gear gold if you want it
[0:35:25] desert_gryphon: 40mins @comradecry
[0:35:26]
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premium Dragoneye77: hes been playing for like half an hour straight up
[0:35:31]
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premium Dragoneye77: but actual gameplay was like
[0:35:32]
vip rivrcom:
oh dam
[0:35:32]
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premium Dragoneye77: 10 mins
[0:35:33]
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premium Dragoneye77: lol
[0:35:34]
premium S00perShyGuy: it's nothing essential unless you love staring at shiny shit
[0:35:57]
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premium Dragoneye77: isnt this fun sphynx
[0:36:08]
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premium Dragoneye77: its not when you're over weight
[0:36:14]
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premium Dragoneye77: its if you have a lot of stuff
[0:36:31]
premium S00perShyGuy: where's Conan
[0:36:40]
vip rivrcom:
idk this seems fun just cause u get to xplore
[0:36:48]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: his poor fucking spine
[0:36:52]
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premium Dragoneye77: just keep watching comrade
[0:37:08]
premium S00perShyGuy: Norman Reedus and the Back Problem
[0:37:30] bunnybunboy: let the legend come to libe
vargGamerd
[0:37:31]
premium S00perShyGuy: OK
[0:37:32]
premium S00perShyGuy: alright
[0:37:33]
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premium Dragoneye77: kept you waiting huh
[0:37:49] salad_snack_: america is a big place
[0:37:51] desert_gryphon: Rank S!
[0:38:01]
premium S00perShyGuy: are any drugs smart drugs?
[0:38:02]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: imagine wearing handcuffs as a bracelet
[0:38:08]
vip Skeletoxin:
Clap
[0:38:09] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[0:38:11]
premium S00perShyGuy:
LUL
[0:38:12]
vip rivrcom: good
[0:38:13] Snudl:
LUL
[0:38:14]
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premium Dragoneye77: its a fashion statement linnie
[0:38:18]
vip werewhiskey: man thats so shitty
[0:38:25]
vip rivrcom: that was ur deepmind
[0:38:27]
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premium Dragoneye77: its about how shes oppressed by SOCIETY
[0:38:29]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: i like that you got snacks, monster, and gifs as preparation for the stream
[0:38:39]
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premium Dragoneye77:
vineTommy
[0:38:41]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: but you didn't test the audio latency
[0:38:43] desert_gryphon: this is sorta the Postman, but future tech after an apocalypse
[0:38:56]
vip Skeletoxin: i wear handcuff bracelets to let prospective mates know im into some kinky shit
[0:38:58] vizmint: pneumatic powered cat
[0:38:59]
premium S00perShyGuy: Delivery number 14 is interesting
[0:39:04]
vip Skeletoxin: you ever say something and immediately regret it?
[0:39:10]
premium S00perShyGuy: make sure to protect it well
[0:39:29]
vip Skeletoxin:
LUL
[0:39:39]
vip rivrcom: honda lookin ass
[0:39:40] desert_gryphon: Hello George.
[0:39:42] LexiPixeL_: wow
[0:39:42] bunnybunboy: uber here
[0:39:44]
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premium Dragoneye77: hope you didnt want to play the game for awhile by the way
[0:39:46]
vip Skeletoxin: that wont fall over with a slight breeze
[0:39:49]
vip Skeletoxin: totally stable
[0:39:52]
premium S00perShyGuy: Watashi wa uber driver
[0:39:53] vizmint: missing a FOX decal
[0:39:54]
vip Skeletoxin: low center of gravity
[0:39:56]
vip werewhiskey: who is it that got their face replaced w/kojima's in that pic anyway?
[0:39:57]
vip rivrcom: нет
[0:39:58] LexiPixeL_: that is, in fact, a vehicle
[0:40:08] Warloctopus: that seemed unnecessary
LUL
[0:40:13]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: i saw a dude with a wheelchair that did that the other day
[0:40:16]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: badass
[0:40:20]
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premium Dragoneye77: its fine
[0:40:24] Snudl: Slightly low, but fine
[0:40:24] joeybabaganoosh: no its good
[0:40:25]
vip Skeletoxin: nope
[0:40:27] vizmint: BRIDGES CBT
[0:40:31] bunnybunboy: @Skeletoxin the future doesn't have breezes its ok
[0:40:36] LexiPixeL_:
oh wow chvrches is in this. neat
[0:40:49]
premium SCP096: COCK DICK TORTURE
[0:40:58] bunnybunboy: what did he die?
vargCBT
[0:41:13]
vip rivrcom: BT's?
[0:41:18]
vip rivrcom: the C type?
[0:41:27] desert_gryphon: if you're confused, the BTs are Cthulhu ghosts that feed on the dead.
[0:42:18]
vip Skeletoxin:
vineBab
[0:42:21] bunnybunboy: there it is
limesPoggers
[0:42:24] bunnybunboy: the funky fetus
[0:42:27] LexiPixeL_: if you're confused, it's a kojima game, it's built in to the plot
Kappa
[0:42:27]
vip nanopsychic: S H
D: T
[0:42:28]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineMortis
[0:42:34] Tryedz: NORMAL FEETUS
[0:42:36] Warloctopus:
vineAlien this baby is dank bro
[0:42:42]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: WEAR A FUCKIN SEATBELT
[0:42:43] Snudl: Yo, pass the baby bong
[0:42:47]
premium SCP096: destroy the child
[0:42:49]
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premium Dragoneye77: I like how that fucking thing obeys traffic laws
[0:42:50]
vip rivrcom:
LUL
[0:42:53] bunnybunboy: THERE IT IS
Clap
[0:42:55]
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premium Dragoneye77: like it really has to
[0:43:05] desert_gryphon: oh, that is George and Kojima combined
[0:43:21]
vip Skeletoxin:
KKona
[0:43:24]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: seriously you make baby bongs but a truck harness is too hard??
[0:43:24] Tryedz: a society?
[0:43:25]
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premium Dragoneye77: you're going be not talking for awhile then sphynx
[0:43:34] bunnybunboy:
vargUSA gob bless
[0:43:43] vizmint: wait who was car
[0:43:47]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineTommy
[0:43:50]
vip nanopsychic: that
scared me
[0:43:51]
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premium Dragoneye77: theres a dude
[0:43:52]
premium S00perShyGuy: are you really drinking monster dude
[0:43:53]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey:
vineStank
[0:43:58]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: yes i am
[0:44:05]
broadcaster
turbo GreatSphynx: no talking during cutscenes plz
MiniK
[0:44:07]
vip nanopsychic: nice
[0:44:08]
vip rivrcom: i was just about to ask that
[0:44:12]
premium S00perShyGuy: lol nice
[0:44:19]
vip Trageenomical:
monkaS
THAT MEANS RAIN BITCH
[0:44:19] Warloctopus: A postman's job is never done
[0:44:21]
vip Trageenomical: RAIN = BAD
[0:44:21]
vip Skeletoxin: 🌈
[0:44:31]
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premium Dragoneye77: sphynx
[0:44:33]
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premium Dragoneye77: you can move the camera
[0:44:39]
vip nanopsychic: pop...what
[0:44:40]
vip werewhiskey: pls move the camera around
[0:44:41] vizmint: [AGGRESSIVE POINTING]
[0:44:46] Tryedz: LMAO
[0:44:59]
vip Trageenomical: lmfao sphynx
[0:44:59]
premium S00perShyGuy: why is this funny
[0:45:06] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[0:45:07] Tryedz: this angle makes for some anxiety
[0:45:08] desert_gryphon: I had a Monster Energy drink just the other day to feel refueled and got me out of my sluggish mood. Let's take a moment to appreciate the in-game advertisement!
[0:45:15]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: this reminds of me of the opening scene in skyrim
vineJape
[0:45:16]
premium S00perShyGuy: I just burst into laughter
[0:45:21]
premium S00perShyGuy: maybe my sanity is fading
[0:45:23] vizmint: neither can we
[0:45:24]
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premium Dragoneye77: sphynx went to the bathroom guys
[0:45:29]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: just a couple of guys in the back of a cart
[0:45:34]
vip rivrcom: finally awake
[0:45:39] vizmint: BB simulator
[0:45:40]
premium S00perShyGuy: no he went to commune with the spiders dingus
[0:45:46]
vip Skeletoxin: busted baby
[0:45:53]
vip nanopsychic: SPHYNX
[0:45:53]
vip werewhiskey: sphynx pls
[0:45:55] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[0:45:59]
vip Skeletoxin:
LUL
[0:46:06]
vip Trageenomical: LMFAOOO
[0:46:06]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: to be fair, we missed nothing
[0:46:09] M0xxy: !uptime
[0:46:09]
partner StreamElements: @M0xxy , greatsphynx has been streaming for 56 mins 52 secs
[0:46:14] bunnybunboy: man no wonder amazon butchers all my packages
limesHeck
[0:46:20]
vip Trageenomical: ✋ UP TOP
[0:46:21] desert_gryphon: you could have looked around... before that
[0:46:21]
vip Skeletoxin: F
[0:46:22] Snudl: If the rain is quite literally deadly, you think at the very least they'd have fully enclosed visors
[0:46:27]
premium S00perShyGuy:
oh no it's the spooky trailer blocking hands
[0:46:41]
vip Skeletoxin: 🆑 🆎 🦀
[0:46:42]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: did you buy the white boomer one
[0:46:43]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey:
Kappa
[0:46:47] vizmint: ive only ever had monster mocha and it tasted like dogshit
[0:46:51]
vip Trageenomical: @Snudl i think norman has an older model suit
[0:46:53]
premium S00perShyGuy: I've been drinking coffee all day and I'm wired in a bad way
[0:46:54]
vip nanopsychic: why do you have so many monster
[0:46:54] desert_gryphon: I can only drink the sugar-free orange one
[0:46:55] joeybabaganoosh: drink all three and enjoy some mania
[0:46:56]
premium S00perShyGuy: Monster sucks ass
[0:47:01]
vip nanopsychic: you absolute doomer
[0:47:10]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: nice nano
[0:47:16] Volantarius:
The white monsters are good
[0:47:18]
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premium Dragoneye77: cause blood
[0:47:27]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
idk i think redbull is pretty fucking disgusting
[0:47:27] Volantarius: Can't drink a whole can though
[0:47:39] Tryedz:
jermaSour
[0:47:42] bunnybunboy: well that extra is dead
[0:47:43]
vip nanopsychic: I say that, and i pilfered like 3 cansof monster from my job
[0:47:43]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: fuck just shoot him in the head
[0:47:45]
vip nanopsychic: 4 actually
[0:47:52]
premium S00perShyGuy: I thought Monster Energy and a can of cheap Malt Liquor that I bought tasted very similar
[0:47:53]
vip rivrcom: >lift truck 4 meters above ground >die cause it crushed u
[0:47:55] Tryedz: hes booming
[0:47:57]
vip Trageenomical: i've seen this already, gets guuuud
[0:48:23]
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premium Dragoneye77: this was one of the first trailers if i remember correctly
[0:48:32] Warloctopus: they can't hear the spinning thing?
[0:48:40]
vip Trageenomical: Yep. All the trailers actually spoil the whole fucking plot lmao
[0:48:47] vizmint: e3 footage form last year iirc
[0:48:51]
vip Trageenomical: Well, basic story
[0:48:54] vizmint: or maybe this year
[0:49:12]
vip Trageenomical:
D:
[0:49:19] vizmint: glitter blood
[0:49:30] Tryedz:
monkaS
[0:49:33] Volantarius: Was it boiling?
[0:49:33]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey:
oh man i wish i got a golden skull when i died
[0:49:45]
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premium Dragoneye77: cool glock
[0:49:47] bunnybunboy: "help me" ok
limesGun
[0:49:58]
vip Trageenomical: SAVED FROM IMMORTALITY, PHEW
[0:49:59] bunnybunboy: sowwy
limesGun
[0:50:02] vizmint: doesnt that make him go necro though
[0:50:15]
vip nanopsychic: BAB
[0:50:18] Tryedz: BEBE
[0:50:18]
vip nanopsychic: BAB TIME
[0:50:35] Tryedz: hes calmly shoots and screams
[0:50:38]
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premium Dragoneye77: this entire plan was a badeidea
[0:50:41]
vip Trageenomical: RIP YOU
[0:50:51]
vip werewhiskey: whyd he just stand there
[0:50:53] bunnybunboy:
SourPls
[0:51:01] Warloctopus: jesus
[0:51:06] Volantarius: Hahha
[0:51:09]
vip Trageenomical: Haha. He's unable to die now.
:)
[0:51:09]
vip rivrcom: id be the best bab wielder cause i cant cry
R)
[0:51:11]
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premium Dragoneye77: dont worry, hes okay
:)
[0:51:18]
vip Skeletoxin:
LUL
[0:51:20]
vip Trageenomical: @Dragoneye77 he's so okay, he won't be dying aaaany time soon
:)
[0:51:26]
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premium Dragoneye77: see look, hes okay
[0:51:28] Tryedz: wow big
[0:51:33]
vip Skeletoxin: genius kojumbo himself
[0:51:36]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: damn that is so cool though
[0:51:39] bunnybunboy: full shadow of the colossus
[0:51:45] bunnybunboy: just climb and stab that shit
[0:51:46]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: god i hope the game lives up to how cool that is
[0:51:52] Tryedz:
LUL
[0:51:53]
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premium Dragoneye77:
vineJape
[0:51:54] vizmint: ive only seen tentacle dolphin from other streams
[0:51:58] TheGrossGhost: this game has the best cutscenes of all cutscenes
[0:52:23]
vip rivrcom: ok
[0:52:23]
vip Skeletoxin: here we go
[0:52:25]
vip Skeletoxin: the scene
[0:52:28]
vip nanopsychic: ass
[0:52:28]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: naked reedus
[0:52:38]
premium P_Xenid: norman reedus and his naked fetus
[0:52:41]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[0:52:42] TheGrossGhost:
LUL sphynx!
[0:52:46]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: His ass is flat
[0:52:52]
vip Trageenomical: death goo
monkaS
[0:52:56]
vip nanopsychic:
oh
[0:53:02] vizmint: m preg
[0:53:05] LexiPixeL_: spoiler: there MIGHT be gameplay
[0:53:08]
vip rivrcom: this prolly smells nice as fuck
[0:53:10] Tryedz: preggers inc
[0:53:11]
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premium Dragoneye77: do you guys think they motion captured Norman's ass for this game?
[0:53:11]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: yo we thiiiis close to dick
[0:53:12] Warloctopus: getting a little low there kojumbo
monkaS
[0:53:16] bunnybunboy: @Manabutt
oh god no
limesLUL
[0:53:18]
vip nanopsychic: damn no dong shot
[0:53:33]
vip Trageenomical: cinematic...... as fuck......
[0:53:34]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus:
greats8Wut
[0:53:41]
vip Skeletoxin: kojima likes men and you cannot convince me otherwise
[0:53:45] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[0:53:50]
vip nanopsychic: i agree
[0:53:53]
vip Skeletoxin:
Clap
[0:53:53] Warloctopus:
Clap
[0:53:53]
vip rivrcom: EAT STANDING
[0:53:53] bunnybunboy: I clapped
Clap
[0:53:54]
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premium Dragoneye77: wow we did it, an hour in and we get the title
[0:54:00]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: 10/10
[0:54:00]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: this would smell so bad
[0:54:00]
vip nanopsychic:
Clap
[0:54:02] desert_gryphon: 1hr intro
[0:54:10] vizmint: sweet dee
[0:54:12] vizmint: go away bird
[0:54:15]
vip Trageenomical: how come she gets clothes?
D:
[0:54:17]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: hell i gotta go out
[0:54:18] desert_gryphon: "Who is that woman?"
[0:54:22]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: rip vod
Kappa
[0:54:26] bunnybunboy: @LinnieGrey im sure kojima would had added a smell function to this game if the tech was there
[0:54:34]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: maybe cutscene will be over when i get back
vineJape
[0:54:39]
vip Trageenomical: eugh she's gonna get all wet eugh
[0:54:40]
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premium Dragoneye77: lol it wont
[0:54:46] TheGrossGhost: i won't spoil anything, but i've seen about 8 hours of this game and it's pretty amazing imo
[0:54:56]
vip Trageenomical: WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
[0:54:58] TheGrossGhost: and the time FLIES
[0:55:16]
vip Skeletoxin:
LUL
[0:55:17]
vip werewhiskey: LOL
[0:55:17] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[0:55:19]
vip Trageenomical: Sphynx please
[0:55:19] desert_gryphon: Yum
[0:55:20]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineTommy
[0:55:21]
vip Trageenomical: I'm being immersed
[0:55:23] desert_gryphon: hotdogs
[0:55:42]
vip Trageenomical: -2
[0:55:42] TheGrossGhost:
LUL
[0:55:46]
vip Trageenomical:
jermaSour
[0:55:46] Warloctopus: it's shom
[0:55:47]
vip Skeletoxin: shawm
[0:55:47] TheGrossGhost: shawm
[0:55:48]
vip rivrcom: i like this game, even if its a movie
variet9Love
[0:55:58] Tryedz: OwO
[0:55:58]
vip Trageenomical: 👍
[0:56:02]
vip werewhiskey: baby time
[0:56:02] bunnybunboy: world of warcraft mechanics
limesLUL
[0:56:05]
vip Skeletoxin: ITS HIM
[0:56:05]
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premium Dragoneye77: bab
[0:56:06]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineMortis
[0:56:08] desert_gryphon: Hello game!
[0:56:09]
vip nanopsychic: i didnt need to see that
[0:56:11] TheGrossGhost: MADS
[0:56:13]
vip Skeletoxin: BB
[0:56:15]
vip werewhiskey: probably
[0:56:18]
vip nanopsychic: we got vored back to life
[0:56:21] Tryedz: kojumbo wtf
[0:56:23]
vip Trageenomical:
hi daddy
[0:56:41] TheGrossGhost: this game has so many graphics
[0:56:44]
vip nanopsychic: nice
[0:56:45]
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premium Dragoneye77: damn it
[0:56:46]
vip Trageenomical: THERE THEY ARE
[0:56:48]
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premium Dragoneye77: i was going make that joke
[0:56:49]
vip Skeletoxin: hot
[0:56:51]
vip Trageenomical: UNKILLABLE BUGS
[0:56:53]
vip rivrcom: what happened to ur voice there
[0:56:55] Warloctopus: you get the float grubs
[0:56:57] TheGrossGhost: woah sphynx vape voice
[0:57:11]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: nice
[0:57:13]
vip rivrcom: understandable
[0:57:15] Warloctopus:
Kappa
[0:57:20]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: not nice
[0:57:22]
vip Skeletoxin: big hand
[0:57:49] bunnybunboy: wonder if theres any "final boss" videos of death stranding in youtube already
[0:57:49] TheGrossGhost: i like how kojima basically is basically saying "the world has gone to shit and monster is the last thing we haven't finished"
[0:57:50]
vip rivrcom: can u put low voice filter and fill a thicc vape
[0:57:59] vizmint: macOS loading bar
[0:58:02] Tryedz: the 99% was the entire cutscene
[0:58:10] desert_gryphon: HDD or SSD?
[0:58:19]
vip Trageenomical: ug
[0:58:20]
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premium Dragoneye77: lol its a playstation
[0:58:21]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[0:58:21] Warloctopus:
SMOrc
[0:58:21]
vip rivrcom: lmao
[0:58:22] bunnybunboy:
limesS
[0:58:23] Snudl:
sphynxS
[0:58:24]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
CarlSmile
[0:58:25]
vip Skeletoxin:
SMOrc
[0:58:29] TheGrossGhost: is it true this game has a 2 hour cutscene
[0:58:33]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: sgood
[0:58:44] bunnybunboy: @ShinyandChrom we are watching it right now
[0:59:00] desert_gryphon: you can have a PS4 with either an HDD or SSD
[0:59:08]
vip rivrcom: ur voice remidned me pushing my piano on the wooden floor
[0:59:21]
vip Skeletoxin: bridgn't
[0:59:23] vizmint: i had read that kojima plans for kojima studios to move into film after this game no clue how true
[0:59:24] desert_gryphon: Del
[0:59:27] desert_gryphon: Toro
[0:59:29]
vip nanopsychic: YOURE FINALLY AWAK-
[0:59:30]
vip nanopsychic: fuck
[0:59:33]
vip nanopsychic: beat me to it
[0:59:42] bunnybunboy:
oh boy the skyrim intro joke plays itself
limesLUL
[0:59:44] TheGrossGhost:
LUL
[0:59:48] Warloctopus: subtle name
LUL
[0:59:57]
vip Trageenomical: OH
[0:59:59]
vip nanopsychic:
monkaS
[1:00:00] Warloctopus:
monkaS
[1:00:04] TheGrossGhost: rip ps4
[1:00:04]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
RaccAttack
[1:00:08]
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premium Dragoneye77: ya
[1:00:11]
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premium Dragoneye77: totally not handcuffs
[1:00:11] vizmint: rinse it off in some ice water, ez fix
[1:00:13] UmbrellaMuffin: HOLY FUCK
[1:00:32] Tryedz: LMAO
[1:00:34]
vip nanopsychic: LOL
[1:00:34] Volantarius: Hahah!
[1:00:34] bunnybunboy:
limesPoggers
Clap
[1:00:35]
vip Skeletoxin:
LUL
[1:00:38] Sedowood2:
LUL
[1:00:44] desert_gryphon: I only have Gfule with me
[1:00:48] desert_gryphon: Gfuel*
[1:00:50]
vip nanopsychic: i kinda wanna drink my monster now, fuck
[1:00:56] vizmint: cant wait until my fitbit can do that
[1:01:05] bunnybunboy: theres no privase right now
limesSmug
[1:01:06]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineMortis
[1:01:08]
vip Skeletoxin:
oh
[1:01:10]
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premium Dragoneye77: THEY TOOK HIS
vargNut
[1:01:14]
vip rivrcom: its not like u can whack off anymore
[1:01:26]
vip werewhiskey:
4Head
[1:01:33] vizmint: mgs game over screen
[1:01:34]
vip Skeletoxin: sick gamer reference
[1:01:46]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: Is this Loss?
[1:01:48] desert_gryphon: "Game over, man! Game over!"
[1:01:51]
vip Trageenomical: @Skeletoxin i'm pretty sure it's an alien reference at the same time though
[1:02:03]
vip nanopsychic: is the audio desynced for anyone else?
[1:02:03] bunnybunboy: i dont like the name of that city
[1:02:09]
vip nanopsychic: jsut slightly
[1:02:16]
vip Trageenomical: I can see Vin's chat now at the name of that name
[1:02:20]
vip Trageenomical: "OWO"
[1:02:33]
vip nanopsychic: nice
[1:02:34] bunnybunboy:
limesOwo
[1:02:48]
vip werewhiskey: name of what now, i looked away
[1:03:18]
vip werewhiskey: aphenphosmophobia = fear of being touched
[1:03:29]
vip rivrcom: absolutely spherical
[1:03:35]
vip nanopsychic: F America
[1:03:35] desert_gryphon:
oh yes, get that blatant in-game advertisement for an energy drink.
[1:03:38]
vip werewhiskey:
oh right that name
[1:04:06] Tryedz: G E N I U S
[1:04:06]
vip nanopsychic: WHHHAAAA
[1:04:14]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineThink
[1:04:16]
vip nanopsychic: sphynx what
[1:04:19]
vip rivrcom: he looks like irl eggman
[1:04:28] vizmint: cock and ball building
[1:04:29]
vip Trageenomical: top down probably
[1:04:38] UmbrellaMuffin: top down
[1:04:52]
vip Trageenomical: the triangle is inside us all
[1:05:00]
vip rivrcom: maybe everything is recorded so u dont need to sign up shit?
[1:05:01] Sedowood2:
TheIlluminati
[1:05:02] Volantarius:
The morphine is held in container like its uranium
[1:05:33]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[1:05:34]
vip Trageenomical:
TheIlluminati
[1:05:35] bunnybunboy:
limesD
[1:05:36] Sedowood2:
LUL
[1:05:36]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineTommy
[1:05:37] UmbrellaMuffin: damn he got arms liek Chris Redfield
[1:05:38]
vip Skeletoxin:
TheIlluminati
[1:05:47] Snudl: Anyone remember Postman with Kevin Costner?
[1:05:48] TheGrossGhost: gameplay
PogChamp
[1:06:10] desert_gryphon: yes, we were discussing it earlier @Snudl
[1:06:20] vizmint: do you remember water world with kevin costner
[1:06:28] keener: so how many hours after the PC version is released will there be a mod to make geoff keihly wear the doritos pope hat and replace the monster with mt dew?
[1:06:34]
vip rivrcom:
:)
[1:06:39]
vip Skeletoxin: -2
[1:06:40] UmbrellaMuffin: -2
[1:06:42] Snudl: Ah cool, I missed that then
:)
[1:06:54]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: That one building. It looks like a Wii
[1:07:14]
vip rivrcom: lmao ^
[1:07:35] desert_gryphon: that reminds me of Mechwarrior 2
[1:07:54]
vip Skeletoxin: 🔴
[1:08:03]
premium S00perShyGuy: epic spider man reference
[1:08:07] UmbrellaMuffin: ok Egadd
[1:08:08]
vip Skeletoxin: when do we meet diehardman
[1:08:31] TheGrossGhost: imagine if die hardman was bruce willis
[1:08:33] Tryedz:
DoritosChip
[1:08:34]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: It's a Wii
[1:08:37]
vip Skeletoxin: thats a triangle
:)
[1:08:37] UmbrellaMuffin: the base
[1:08:39] vizmint: triangles are different in the future
[1:08:42]
vip rivrcom: thats a triangle in 4d
[1:09:03] keener: its a chirangle
[1:10:00] desert_gryphon: Hi, Deadman I'm dad
[1:10:00] UmbrellaMuffin: wow he already forgot
[1:10:03]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: just tuned in, has sphynx recognized kojima as our one true god yet?
[1:10:09] Snudl: In 3 minutes?
[1:10:54] LexiPixeL_: is that edmund mcmillen
Kappa
[1:10:54]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
CarlSmile
[1:10:56]
vip
premium NarryG: Sphynx I'm getting mortgage ads on your stream what is this
[1:11:01] desert_gryphon:
oh whoosh, Sam's mom is the President! So, MGS plot!
[1:11:12] bunnybunboy: S RANK STREAMER
limesPoggers
Clap
[1:11:19]
vip Skeletoxin:
Clap
[1:11:23]
vip werewhiskey: whats with all these asshole deliverymen
[1:11:29]
vip
premium NarryG: mobile
[1:11:31] desert_gryphon: cough, uBlock Origin
[1:11:42] vizmint: set up pi hole
[1:11:55]
vip werewhiskey: ublock origin >>> adblock/adblock plus
[1:12:06]
vip werewhiskey: sphynx. pls.
[1:12:06]
vip
premium NarryG: Yeah they're selling esports mortgages now apparently. They're apparently the official mortgage provider of esports
[1:12:12]
vip Skeletoxin: ITS HIM
[1:12:14]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[1:12:18]
vip
premium NarryG: Die Hardman
PogChamp
[1:12:24] desert_gryphon: look at those STRANDS of cable connecting to the bed
[1:12:34] vizmint: vine Hardman
[1:12:39]
vip werewhiskey: his mask is weird
[1:12:48]
vip werewhiskey: sphyyyynx
[1:12:52] bunnybunboy: 4U
[1:12:53] vizmint: Freddie Mercury Meets the President of the United States
[1:12:57]
vip rivrcom: cause he actually the Rock
[1:12:59] desert_gryphon: Deadman, Die-hardman... is this a morbid Megaman game?
[1:13:22]
vip
premium NarryG: can we discuss the sociopolitical implications of what Kojima is trying to say with this topic
[1:13:34]
bits-charity osxdude: !uptime
[1:13:34]
partner StreamElements: @osxdude , greatsphynx has been streaming for 1 hour 24 mins
[1:13:37]
vip Skeletoxin: no, because i dont understand it yet
[1:13:56] bunnybunboy: the implication seems to be that he gets a memory wipe after death
[1:13:57] desert_gryphon: he was in the wilderness, delivering packages as best he can
[1:13:57]
vip Trageenomical:
oh
hi narry
[1:13:58]
vip
premium NarryG: Kojima's women writing on point as always
[1:14:00]
vip werewhiskey: sphynx pls ease it w/the memes
[1:14:09]
vip werewhiskey: pretty pls
[1:14:15] TheGrossGhost: so many graphics
[1:14:45]
vip
premium NarryG: probably
[1:14:46] Warloctopus: yes
[1:14:52] vizmint: maybe it was breast cancer
[1:15:03] TheGrossGhost: she has sag physics
[1:15:10]
vip
premium NarryG: she said the line
[1:15:11] bunnybunboy: MAKE US WHOLE
limesOwo
[1:15:14] desert_gryphon: I thought you said you watched other streamers? You don't remember this scene with the physics?
[1:15:29]
vip werewhiskey:
monkaS
[1:15:31] Tryedz: okay
[1:15:35] bunnybunboy: welp there goes the president
limesLUL
[1:15:36]
vip Skeletoxin: my stream paused
[1:15:37]
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premium Dragoneye77: President of jack shit
vineMortis
[1:15:37]
vip
premium NarryG: Where's the tension
[1:15:38]
vip Skeletoxin: howd she fall
[1:15:42] vizmint: that's one way to remove a catheter...
[1:15:43]
vip werewhiskey: she got tugged out
[1:15:45]
vip Skeletoxin: i left at "we dont need a country"
[1:16:01] desert_gryphon: over dramatic exposition! So Kojima!
[1:16:09]
vip
premium NarryG: Mom dies in front of you and you have no reaction
[1:16:24] TheGrossGhost:
LUL
[1:16:25]
vip Trageenomical: @SmellyFeetYouHave more like he's trying not to have one
[1:16:31]
vip
premium NarryG: Upper lip moved
monkaS
[1:16:36]
vip Skeletoxin: way to fuckin respect his boundaries and phobias btw
[1:16:36]
vip werewhiskey:
Clap
[1:16:46]
vip
premium NarryG: There's no upper lip flexer this mocap is unrealistic
[1:16:55]
vip werewhiskey: wonder why they didnt rush to her as soon as she got tugged outta the bed..
[1:17:03]
vip werewhiskey: smh
[1:17:06]
vip Trageenomical: aw
:) he has issues with personal space, cute
[1:17:13] bunnybunboy: clearly they wanted her dead already
[1:17:17]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: yo is this the funny woah ho song
[1:17:20]
vip werewhiskey: ded
[1:17:21]
vip Skeletoxin: SPHYNX
LUL
[1:17:23] vizmint: thinkin about thos bbeans
[1:17:36]
vip
premium NarryG: I can't fucking wait until we can see these cutscenes in 4k with the graphics settings cranked.
The shadow resolution and ailiasing are really bugging me
[1:17:47] bunnybunboy:
limesD
[1:17:48]
vip werewhiskey: seriously wondering why they didnt try to stop sam
[1:17:50]
vip Trageenomical: who needs furniture
[1:17:57]
vip werewhiskey:
oh well
[1:18:12]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: stop him from doing what
[1:18:14]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: he didnt do a thing
[1:18:18]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: thats was all her lol
[1:18:30] vizmint: are those mardi gras beads
[1:18:33]
vip
premium NarryG:
LUL
[1:18:34]
vip Trageenomical: ah yes
[1:18:37]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
CarlSmile
[1:18:39] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[1:18:43]
vip Trageenomical: this is based on that actually, sam is ringo
[1:18:51]
vip Skeletoxin: "carry your estranged mother's corpse to be cremated"
4Head
[1:18:56] bunnybunboy: "shit is the deep fake tech good already?"
[1:19:03]
vip rivrcom: paper outage?
[1:19:11]
vip Trageenomical: Lack of paper. But they still have digital.
[1:19:21]
vip Trageenomical: I MEAN. PAPER IS BIOLOGIC, INNIT
[1:19:27]
vip
premium NarryG: Kojima got people shitfaced and said "what if we made a game with no gameplay" and then recorded them laughing and saying they'd love to see him make that
[1:19:34]
vip Trageenomical: All my ass is seeing is metal and probably pleather
[1:19:42]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: so they have multiple cities
[1:19:43]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: and outposts
[1:19:48]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: and their entire team to get rid of dead bodies
[1:19:52]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: which creates giant nuke craters
[1:19:57]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: was made up of two dudes
[1:19:59] desert_gryphon: Your mission, Snake, is to carry your mothers dead body to the Mountain Disposal facility...
[1:20:16] vizmint: rock flag and eagle baby
[1:20:32]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: lol no
[1:20:33]
vip
premium NarryG: Cool movie. When's the game start?
[1:20:45]
vip Trageenomical: You just missed the game Narry.
[1:20:48]
vip Trageenomical:
:)
[1:20:53] Sedowood2: Jesus lol
[1:20:54] Tryedz: more like 4
[1:20:56]
vip Skeletoxin:
hi mom
:)
[1:20:58]
vip
premium NarryG:
The end cutscene is literally longer than the average length movie. Two hours long. Average length movie is 1 hour 50 minutes
[1:21:04] Sedowood2: You walked a couple of meters
[1:21:14] vizmint: Freddie Mercury Disposes of Corpse
[1:21:14]
vip Trageenomical: $60 for a free movie at the end, hell yeah
[1:21:27]
vip Trageenomical: She's in the seam it seems
[1:21:31]
vip rivrcom: would silent hills be a cutscene too if it wasnt yeeted?
[1:21:32]
vip werewhiskey: real shit narry?
[1:21:33]
vip Trageenomical: "see you at the beach bitch lol"
[1:21:41] TheGrossGhost: still a better value than a movie ticket
[1:22:04]
vip
premium NarryG: Yeah. This game takes the longest cutscene record from MGS4 and just destroys it
[1:22:10]
vip werewhiskey: wack
[1:22:12] Warloctopus: why does he wear a spooky skull mask?
[1:22:15]
vip Trageenomical: It's only fitting Kojima takes his own record
[1:22:17] Tryedz: why is he so reluctant he has nothing else to do
[1:22:19]
vip werewhiskey: dunno warlo
[1:22:20]
vip Trageenomical: I'd have it no other way, wacky fraud bastard
[1:22:20]
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premium Dragoneye77: i sure do wish we get an explanation why mister die hard is wearing a mask
[1:22:34]
vip Trageenomical: @Tryedz complicated relationship with mommy or some shit, intimacy issues?
[1:22:36]
vip werewhiskey: maybe it'll be explained later
[1:22:45]
vip
premium NarryG: Did you see
The Verge's review that "Death Stranding is so good that it shouldn't have a sequel"
[1:22:46]
vip werewhiskey: maybe hes wearing the mask bc he doesnt have a proper face or smth
[1:22:47]
vip Trageenomical: He probably has wrinnkle face
[1:22:48]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: or maybe nobody cared who he was
[1:22:55] desert_gryphon: probably 'cause a BT sucked it off
[1:23:08] vizmint: leggy physic
[1:23:15]
vip Trageenomical: \
PogChamp / SUPPORT
[1:23:21] TheGrossGhost: so what was the phobia thing he has?
[1:23:22] UmbrellaMuffin: maybe thats just Future Dentist equipment
[1:23:25] TheGrossGhost: or skin condition?
[1:23:29] Warloctopus: Spiderman?
[1:23:36] bunnybunboy: game
limesPoggers
[1:23:39] UmbrellaMuffin: fear of being touched
[1:23:42] Tryedz: do you have a time limit?
[1:23:47] TheGrossGhost: ah ok
[1:23:53] TheGrossGhost: so it's an ironic phobia
[1:23:58]
vip Skeletoxin: it seems to physically manifest for some reason
[1:24:33] Volantarius: Game kind of reminds me of Oregon Trail lol
[1:24:36]
vip Skeletoxin: lmao
[1:24:51] TheGrossGhost: you'll get good in about 30 hours
Kappa
[1:25:15]
vip Skeletoxin: just wing it
4Head
[1:25:44] Volantarius: `sam has gotten dysentery`
[1:26:01] TheGrossGhost: has anyone figured out if the landscape is actually accurate to north america?
[1:26:03] UmbrellaMuffin: they say you need like 50 hours of interaction to be friends with someone
[1:26:03] Tryedz: fuckin illustrator ptsd
[1:26:13] TheGrossGhost: or is it all fucked up in the future
[1:26:56] UmbrellaMuffin: Ibdo
[1:26:59] Blastom: so how is norman reedus and the yeetus feetus
[1:27:04] UmbrellaMuffin: I do*
[1:27:22]
vip werewhiskey: why cant he borrow a car or smth
[1:27:33] UmbrellaMuffin: why?
[1:27:41] Blastom: its eagleland
[1:27:42] desert_gryphon: Zanzibar Land
[1:28:10] Snudl: It is a very good recreation of Island, yeah
[1:28:14] desert_gryphon: you will find out why later
[1:28:16] bunnybunboy: btw are you supposed to be on DC, or is this base somewhere else
[1:28:16]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show:
oh boy Sphynx play thru :3
[1:28:22]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: well this is suppose to be virginia
[1:28:24]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: so yeah
[1:28:24]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: lol
[1:28:35] Volantarius: What time is this suppost to be?
[1:28:40]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: future
[1:28:43] Snudl: *sorry Iceland is the English spelling
[1:28:43] desert_gryphon: the landscape is changed to to the Time- thing
[1:28:45]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: sleep in the pod
[1:28:47]
vip Trageenomical: FUCK MOM, YOU'RE SO FAT
[1:28:53]
vip
premium NarryG: I blame the nukes
[1:28:58] Warloctopus: There's so many rocks in this game
[1:29:01] Blastom: I blame communitst
[1:29:02] UmbrellaMuffin: so? the more variety the better
[1:29:04] Volantarius: Maybe its like from earthquakes
[1:29:07] Sedowood2: lived in Virgina for 4 years lol
[1:29:12] Sedowood2: doesn't look like it
[1:29:15] bunnybunboy: earthquakes + polar inbalance
[1:29:15]
vip
premium NarryG: Speaking of games with no gameplay, apparently people are now bootlegging Desert Bus. A new game "Airplane Mode" just showed up on steam
[1:29:18]
vip Trageenomical: Erosion from the rain?
[1:29:33] Blastom:
oh yea time rain might have changed it
[1:29:34]
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premium Dragoneye77: thats not the reason
[1:29:35]
vip Trageenomical: Super magic rain.
[1:29:39]
vip Trageenomical: I do
[1:29:42]
vip Trageenomical:
:) /
[1:29:43] Sedowood2: Yo
[1:29:43]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: I do ^_^
[1:29:46]
vip Trageenomical: It does not
[1:29:48]
vip
premium NarryG: this looks like outside my house
[1:29:49] vizmint: rain killed trees?
[1:29:49]
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premium Dragoneye77: the rain ages stuff but its also just water
[1:29:51]
vip Skeletoxin: this is exactly what it looks like out here
:)
[1:29:58] xyzero347: East cost boys
[1:30:09] xyzero347: *coast
[1:30:10] bunnybunboy: i agree, but being on the nose is kojimas shtick
[1:30:11]
vip Trageenomical: OH. HEY. IS
THIS -Connecticut-?
[1:30:12]
vip Trageenomical:
pogonaHa
[1:30:13] Volantarius:
LUL
[1:30:15]
vip Trageenomical: GET IT? CONNECT?
[1:30:23] Sedowood2: This is exactly what upper jersey looks like
:)
[1:30:24]
vip Trageenomical: VERY COOL KOJIMA.
[1:30:35] Blastom: america doesn't get presidents anymore
[1:30:45]
vip Trageenomical: was she the last ELECTED one?
[1:30:54]
vip Trageenomical: with no communication you can't elect shit
[1:30:54] vizmint: its kojimas fantasy of what he thinks america is
[1:30:58] desert_gryphon: music drop
[1:31:00] UmbrellaMuffin: he already did in Revengeance
:)
[1:31:03]
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premium Dragoneye77: kojima's never been to America
[1:31:06]
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premium Dragoneye77:
:)
[1:31:07]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: lol
[1:31:14]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: you literally can
[1:31:16]
vip
premium NarryG: I like the description "A game by Kojima, for Kojima"
[1:31:17]
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premium Dragoneye77: look forward
[1:31:31]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: *puts lighter in the air*
[1:31:32] Tryedz: the music is kinda ruining atmosphere imo
[1:31:40] desert_gryphon: use your scanning device
[1:31:41] bunnybunboy: Kojima: see that mountain? you CANT climb it
[1:31:55] Sedowood2: or rain
[1:31:55]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: agreed
[1:31:56]
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premium Dragoneye77: who cares about mom tho
[1:31:57]
vip
premium NarryG: He had no emotional impact
[1:31:58] vizmint: i want the opening music from DARK
[1:32:00]
vip
premium NarryG: He didn't care
[1:32:10] vizmint: Aparat
[1:32:18]
vip Trageenomical: Norman has empathy issues, clearly
[1:32:25]
vip
premium NarryG: But here's the real question, can you put the body on the ground and dump monster on it
[1:32:30]
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premium Dragoneye77: Scan
[1:32:31]
vip Trageenomical: OMG. CAN YOU
[1:32:33]
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premium Dragoneye77: use your scan
[1:32:34] bunnybunboy: empathy issues is putting lightly
limesLUL
[1:32:38] vizmint: urinate on mother
[1:32:53] Snudl: Zig zag
[1:32:59] desert_gryphon: it finds little things
[1:33:07] nerodroid: hey chat and sphynx
bogaHey
[1:33:24]
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premium Dragoneye77: goddamn it mom you're so fat
[1:33:30] bunnybunboy:
oh the atomatic pathing turns red when something is too steep
[1:33:34] desert_gryphon: you can give things "likes", which confuses me if you are always offline
[1:33:38]
vip Trageenomical: MOM...
BibleThump Why are you SO THICC.
[1:33:45] vizmint: imagine if snake eater played every time you used a ladder
[1:34:01] UmbrellaMuffin: why
[1:34:20]
vip
premium NarryG: when do we get to the game
[1:34:32]
vip Skeletoxin: never
[1:34:33] Sedowood2: this is the game
[1:34:35]
vip Trageenomical: this is the game narry
:) it's a sunday walking simulator
[1:34:44]
vip Trageenomical: corrupt it now, corruption monkey
[1:34:47]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: it's best to let ppl come to their own conclusions
[1:34:49] vizmint: easier to suspend disbelief without amewrica baggage
[1:34:55] Blastom: this is kojima we are talking about. EVERYTHING he does has some sort of political commentary
[1:34:56] UmbrellaMuffin: more like why does it bother you
[1:35:04] Blastom: case in point, metal gear, nukes
[1:35:16]
vip Trageenomical: the moss is symbolic of moss
[1:35:18] bunnybunboy: SKYRIM CLIMBING
limesPoggers
Clap
[1:35:24]
vip Skeletoxin: the X X X and the Y Y Y
[1:35:37] bunnybunboy: yeah its gonna get insane
limesLUL
[1:35:38]
vip
premium NarryG: just let sam fly
[1:35:39]
vip Trageenomical: skyrim dragon boss battles
[1:35:41] Warloctopus: is there an actual time limit on this mission?
[1:35:43]
vip Trageenomical: poggers my doggers
[1:35:44] desert_gryphon: hilariously amazing you mean
[1:35:45] bunnybunboy: but itll be hard to mod i imagine
[1:35:58] Snudl: Skyrim full conversion mod incoming
LUL
[1:35:58]
vip Trageenomical: if they did, just imagine
[1:35:59] Blastom: they would
[1:36:07]
vip werewhiskey: i wouldnt put it past him
[1:36:11] Sedowood2: that would be hilarious
[1:36:12] Blastom: remember the End in metal gear 3?
[1:36:17] bunnybunboy: if theres anyone in the gamming AAA rooster that would do that
[1:36:21] bunnybunboy: it would be Kojima
[1:36:30] Blastom: the sniper dude who dies if you wait long enough
[1:36:30]
vip Trageenomical:
The End
moon2LOLE
[1:36:34]
vip Skeletoxin: so when do we have to deliver 20 pizzas for mr aziz?
[1:36:39]
vip Trageenomical: kojima you wacky fraud
[1:36:48]
vip
premium NarryG:
The engine is in-house nobody has probably torn it apart for modding yet
[1:37:07]
premium cylenri: can you hold the inputs to just stay stable?
[1:37:08]
vip Skeletoxin: bye mom
[1:37:09]
vip
premium NarryG: Stop
[1:37:10] Blastom: yo momma
[1:37:12] Warloctopus: sphinx no
[1:37:13]
vip Skeletoxin: SPHYNX
[1:37:14]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: phrasing
monkaS
[1:37:14] desert_gryphon: this makes me want to play MGs5:TPP again and long for another MGS game
[1:37:16]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: gross
[1:37:16]
vip werewhiskey: granny cream hot corpse ice cream
[1:37:18]
vip Trageenomical: what did you just say sphynx
[1:37:19] vizmint: why does it use metric if this is AMERICA
[1:37:21]
vip Trageenomical: excuse me?
[1:37:22] Blastom:
WutFace
[1:37:25]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: I saw that :3c
[1:37:40]
vip Skeletoxin: @Manabutt future america finally changed to metric
[1:37:40] desert_gryphon:
LUL @werewhiskey_
[1:37:41] bunnybunboy: seems ass backward they force you to use handcuffs as ID's if your goal is to unite a country, then again thats prolly part of on-the-nose commentary
[1:37:49] Blastom: this is kind of sad
[1:37:55]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show:
FeelsBadMan 7
[1:37:56] vizmint: @Skeletoxin most unbelievable part of this so far tbh
[1:38:02] bunnybunboy: brutal
[1:38:03] desert_gryphon:
LUL
[1:38:05]
vip Trageenomical: we're lit fam
moon2LOLE
[1:38:08] Blastom: reminds of the time they cremated solidus
[1:38:08] Sedowood2: 🔥
[1:38:16]
vip werewhiskey:
:) probably not
[1:38:27]
vip
premium NarryG: no there is
[1:38:31] vizmint: cloomer
[1:38:32] bunnybunboy:
vargBBQ
[1:38:41] desert_gryphon: burn the baby
[1:38:43] Blastom: what is the other cargo?
[1:38:47] veganveggie: Where did the natives go?
[1:38:50] UmbrellaMuffin: yeah tje death rain? def not climate change
[1:38:54]
vip rivrcom: I'm back from shower, where is mom
:O
[1:39:03]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: that's yer bb
PogChamp
[1:39:05] desert_gryphon: ashes @comradecry
[1:39:12] vizmint: even babies have jobs in america
[1:39:12]
vip
premium NarryG: Sphynx when you die you're literally covered in oil how is it not a climate change metaphor
[1:39:13] Blastom: but it's a baby
[1:39:13] Sedowood2: what do the babs do?
[1:39:16]
vip rivrcom: good 👋
[1:39:25] bunnybunboy: infantiside
limesYay
[1:39:40]
vip Trageenomical: probably can't kill the baby, it's death stranded if i'm gonna guess
[1:39:43] TheGrossGhost:
oh yeah that trope...
[1:39:45]
vip
premium NarryG: you joke but that happened in stick of truth
[1:39:49]
vip werewhiskey: thats a trope?
[1:39:55]
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premium Dragoneye77: the famous, post birth abortion trope
[1:40:00]
vip Trageenomical:
oh my god the STICK OF TRUTH LEVEL
[1:40:01]
vip Trageenomical: pepeP
[1:40:02]
vip
premium NarryG: That was a plot point in Stick of Truth Sphynx
[1:40:05]
vip Trageenomical: IT WAS
[1:40:07]
vip Trageenomical: Why did you REMIND ME
[1:40:08]
vip werewhiskey:
oh ok lol
[1:40:08] Blastom: he needs the baby to survive this I bet
[1:40:12] desert_gryphon: did happen in a '70s Damien film
[1:40:20] bunnybunboy: guess building it on the top of the mountain didnt do shit to stop bongo bongo
[1:41:05]
vip Trageenomical:
oh yeahhhh
[1:41:08] veganveggie: time to breat feeding
[1:41:20]
vip Trageenomical: babbyh
[1:41:24] MNomicoN:
BabyRage
[1:41:31] Sedowood2:
BabyRage
Clap
[1:41:33] vizmint: zaddy
[1:41:35]
vip Trageenomical: PSYCHIC LINK, ESTABLISHED
[1:41:38] Warloctopus: god the babies are such a weird idea
[1:41:39] Tryedz:
D:
[1:41:42]
vip Trageenomical:
D: rude
[1:41:42] djlokster13: yo what the hell is going on
[1:41:46] desert_gryphon: aww
[1:41:53]
vip Trageenomical: @djlokster13 psychic baby is powering the sensor flappy thing
[1:42:11] Blastom: this is a sneaking mission
[1:42:12] djlokster13: interesting
[1:42:16] bunnybunboy: this seems like the most un-practical design they could come up with for a radar
[1:42:17] vizmint: DO YOUR JOB BABY
[1:42:19] Warloctopus:
;)
[1:42:20]
vip Trageenomical:
;) babby
[1:42:21]
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premium Dragoneye77: I hope you liked the skull unit from MGS 5 sphynx
[1:42:27] desert_gryphon: spooky ghost-y things from another dimension!
[1:42:46] djlokster13: genius kojumbo being genius
[1:43:06] vizmint: stand still to see them
[1:43:10] bunnybunboy: first mission of the game: play green light red light
[1:43:14]
vip Skeletoxin: what do you think the sky time juice tastes like
[1:43:24] bunnybunboy: monster
[1:43:33]
vip Trageenomical: ooooo shit
[1:43:37]
vip Skeletoxin: what flavor tho
[1:43:50] bunnybunboy: good question
limesHmm
[1:43:51] Blastom: this games setting kind of reminds me of catacylsm DDA. eldritch stuff crashing into reality
[1:43:53]
vip Trageenomical: boomer berry blast
[1:43:56]
vip Trageenomical: monster energy drink
[1:44:01]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: find out
[1:44:02]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77:
:)
[1:44:03]
vip Trageenomical: u gonna risk that?
[1:44:17] bunnybunboy: you need a gun
limesGun
[1:44:24] Blastom: just use CQC
Kappa
[1:44:31]
vip Skeletoxin: pee on them
[1:44:36]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: lol
[1:44:36]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: please die
[1:44:39]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: it'll be for the best
[1:44:41]
vip Trageenomical: true survival horror, no way to counter enemies and if there is it's batshit
[1:44:46] bunnybunboy: if you die on the game you die for real
limesS
[1:44:47] vizmint: maybe spoiler but they give you norman reedus' gamer bathwater to use on the BTs
[1:44:48]
vip werewhiskey: monka fucking S
[1:44:49] Sedowood2:
monkaS
[1:44:51] Blastom: does dying in hard mode destroy your disk too?
[1:44:57] UmbrellaMuffin: dragon y so negative
[1:44:59] Blastom: I could see kojima doing that
[1:45:03]
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premium Dragoneye77: cause this game is trash
[1:45:11] veganveggie: ttoo much
[1:45:12]
vip werewhiskey: dragon pls
[1:45:12]
vip Trageenomical: but it seems fun and suspenseful
[1:45:16]
vip werewhiskey: ive seen way worse
[1:45:18]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: and kojumbo owes me 60 bucks
[1:45:19] UmbrellaMuffin: ok boomer
[1:45:20]
vip werewhiskey: i like it so far
[1:45:31]
vip Trageenomical: mine detection
[1:45:34]
vip Trageenomical: in an open field
[1:45:41]
vip Trageenomical: and the mines move, and create craters
[1:45:43] bunnybunboy: weeee
limesYay
[1:45:45]
vip rivrcom: I like AAA shitposting, cause it's new
[1:45:57] vizmint: more risk than mgs imo. mgs you can mostly take all the time you want
[1:46:15] Blastom: igor is great
[1:46:15]
vip werewhiskey: strange how the flappy machine thing doesnt tip off the BTs
[1:46:23] Tryedz:
monkaS
[1:46:34] Blastom: that is because the flappy machine aint alive
[1:46:36]
vip Trageenomical: @werewhiskey_ it isn't breathing to be fair
[1:46:43]
vip werewhiskey: fair enough but what about the noise?
[1:46:44] bunnybunboy: about rocks
[1:46:49] UmbrellaMuffin: maybe it only detects living things
[1:46:51] Tryedz:
4Head ?
[1:46:52] bunnybunboy:
limesHi
[1:46:54] nerodroid:
omg cute
[1:46:55] vizmint: ok that was cute
[1:47:14] Blastom: time to drink some monster energy
LUL
[1:47:16]
vip Trageenomical: the noise? it isn't TOO loud, did the sensor just wave?
[1:47:19]
vip Trageenomical: BABY WAVES
[1:47:19]
vip werewhiskey: i missed it waving
[1:47:27]
vip werewhiskey: uuugh
[1:47:29]
vip Trageenomical: L M F A O
[1:47:30]
vip Skeletoxin: why does the baby know how to flip off people
[1:47:31] bunnybunboy: THERE IT IS
limesLUL
[1:47:32] Tryedz:
jermaDisgust
[1:47:33] Sedowood2: are you fucking kidding me
LUL
[1:47:36] vizmint: ENERGY PARTICLES
[1:47:37] UmbrellaMuffin:
LUL
[1:47:38]
vip Trageenomical:
THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
[1:47:38] Blastom: Drink verification can to continue
DrinkPurple
[1:47:39] vizmint: wtf
[1:47:41] TheGrossGhost:
oh that's how they make tourine
[1:47:41] bunnybunboy: i clapped
Clap
[1:47:41]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineMortis
[1:47:42]
vip werewhiskey: antifreeze, yum
[1:47:43] vizmint: drinking anti freeze
[1:47:44]
vip Trageenomical: AAAAAHHHHH
[1:47:46] TheGrossGhost: now i get it
[1:47:58] vizmint: has electrolytes that the plants crave
[1:47:59]
premium cylenri: monster energy particles are the new nanomachines...
[1:48:05] Snudl: They put anitfreeze in Monster energy, confirmed
LUL
[1:48:07] Blastom:
WutFace
[1:48:09] UmbrellaMuffin:
LUL
[1:48:11]
vip
premium NarryG: vinny after tonight
[1:48:14] Blastom: my god you are killing him
[1:48:14] bunnybunboy: "natural flavors"
[1:48:18]
vip Trageenomical: Not a lot of caffeine surprisingly
[1:48:21] TheGrossGhost: of course it's healthy look at all those vitamins
[1:48:23] UmbrellaMuffin: i wonder how much higher the Monster sales went this week
[1:48:27] veganveggie: g-fuel is better
[1:48:31]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: music please
[1:48:31]
vip Skeletoxin: perfect timing
[1:48:33]
vip werewhiskey: preservatives lol
[1:48:35]
vip Trageenomical: good timing
[1:48:41] Blastom:
PJSalt
[1:48:45]
vip rivrcom: dramatic as fuck
[1:49:02]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: Jesus Christ
[1:49:09]
vip
premium NarryG: better consistency
[1:49:09] vizmint: thicc energy
[1:49:11]
vip Trageenomical: It's to give it texture
[1:49:12]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: This audible is real weird
[1:49:15]
vip
premium NarryG: maltodextrin
[1:49:15]
vip Trageenomical: ^^^ what narry said
[1:49:15] Blastom: to make it dummy thicc
[1:49:19] UmbrellaMuffin: consistency?
[1:49:32]
vip Trageenomical: MASSAGE
[1:49:33]
vip Trageenomical: YOOO
[1:49:39] UmbrellaMuffin: no its GAMER FUEL
[1:49:40] vizmint: is that why mt dew feels like slurping down fresh slime
[1:49:48]
vip
premium NarryG: "Maltodextrin is chemically in between starch and sugar, allowing it to both sweeten and subtly thicken liquids, giving sodas a creamy consistency. But it doesn't just give soda a pleasant softness; maltodextrin also increases flavor perception"
[1:49:50] nerodroid: 19 seconds of rest
[1:49:50]
vip Trageenomical:
oh my GOD
LUL
[1:50:01]
vip
premium NarryG: Second half
[1:50:05] bunnybunboy: Reedus your taste is shit pass me the BB aux cord
[1:50:46]
vip
premium NarryG: Coke's official wording is "Adds body to the beverage"
[1:50:48] veganveggie: knowledges kill mood
[1:50:52] Warloctopus: Can you imagine if in a game like BotW they played random indie music constanstly
LUL
[1:51:08] UmbrellaMuffin: it has Vitamin B00M3R
[1:51:09] Blastom: so the entire game is a hiking simulator?
[1:51:35] UmbrellaMuffin: we're 1 hour in come on
[1:51:36]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineTommy
[1:51:38] Blastom: sounds like a normal hike
[1:51:39] nerodroid: delivering the pizza
[1:51:39] Warloctopus: It's a postman simulator
:)
[1:51:43] vizmint: m preg simulator
[1:51:50]
vip Trageenomical: sounds like what people usually play and praise
[1:51:52]
vip Trageenomical: so what's the issue
[1:52:04] Spicyhazard: can norman reedus do a longjump to go faster
[1:52:05]
vip
premium NarryG: This is basically just a AAA indie game
[1:52:18] justzac02: @smellyfeetyouhave yes
[1:52:21] Blastom: genius kojumbo
[1:52:34] vizmint: the blood and highlights looked like glitter
[1:52:36] Snudl: Apparently Maltodextrin is also useful to reduce Off-flavoring 🤷
[1:52:42]
vip
premium NarryG: If you give itch devs money you get this
[1:52:49]
vip Trageenomical: no, you get baldi's basics, smelly
[1:53:01] UmbrellaMuffin: damn i gotta get to itch io fast
[1:53:02]
vip Trageenomical: unless... this IS baldi's basics
[1:53:12]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: heavy handed symbolism
[1:53:23] Snudl:
The off-flavor *is* the flavor
LUL
[1:53:25] vizmint: squat repeatedly
[1:53:28]
vip Trageenomical: Normie's out, etc.
[1:53:29]
vip werewhiskey: i guess cause you tie knots with ropes, and ropes are referred to as connecting humanity...
[1:53:37]
vip werewhiskey: or w/e
[1:53:39] UmbrellaMuffin: hes not a normie he drinks Monster come on
[1:53:46] vizmint: america is one big precarious rope bridge
[1:53:48] justzac02: I call the knots nuts
[1:53:50]
vip Trageenomical:
monkaS rainbows as symbols of death
[1:54:07]
vip
premium NarryG: Can we call him a boomer since he was born at some point in the future
[1:54:12]
vip Trageenomical: just put that imagine in a corner sphynx
[1:54:15]
vip Trageenomical: save yourself the work
[1:54:16] UmbrellaMuffin: kill the bab
[1:54:20]
vip Trageenomical: image even*
[1:54:23]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: i hate that they call it BB so much
[1:54:26] bunnybunboy: and we BBQ her
vargBBQ
[1:54:27]
vip Trageenomical: transparency?
[1:54:31]
vip Trageenomical: Yeeees.
[1:54:34]
vip
premium NarryG: 1%
[1:54:35]
vip werewhiskey: sphynx pls.
[1:54:37] UmbrellaMuffin: throw it like a football
vineTommy
[1:54:43]
vip werewhiskey: not during a cutscene pls
[1:54:44] Warloctopus:
LUL
[1:54:45]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: lol
[1:54:46] Tryedz:
LUL
[1:54:47]
vip nanopsychic: i tab back in to this shit
[1:54:47] bunnybunboy: subtle, like genius kojombu
[1:54:49]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineLUL
[1:54:53] justzac02: baby
[1:55:12] vizmint: rip VOD
[1:55:22] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[1:55:23]
vip Skeletoxin:
<3
[1:55:25]
vip Trageenomical:
<3
[1:55:25] Blastom: aww
[1:55:26] Sedowood2:
LUL
[1:55:30]
vip Trageenomical: baby loves you
[1:55:31]
vip Trageenomical:
<3
[1:55:32]
vip werewhiskey: babby
[1:55:37]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: man i miss silent hill
[1:55:39] UmbrellaMuffin: kill it
:)
[1:55:53]
vip Trageenomical: Extra monster energy drink?
[1:55:54] justzac02: sometimes i don't think kojima ain't trying to be subtle
[1:56:09]
vip Trageenomical: @JustZacc he isn't
[1:56:12] UmbrellaMuffin: jesus christ
[1:56:13] Tryedz:
Clap
[1:56:15]
vip Trageenomical: kojima doesn't do subtlety
[1:56:19]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: you fixed America
Clap
[1:56:21] bunnybunboy: less than 50% damage? they should deduct points for that
[1:56:25]
premium S00perShyGuy: I hope to god whatever was in that box wasn't breakable
[1:56:44] vizmint: DOOMS guy
[1:57:00]
vip Trageenomical: stop shaking baby
[1:57:02] justzac02: 40 minutes of mission and 40 minutes of cutscene
[1:57:13]
vip Trageenomical: stop shaking 28 for fuck's sake
[1:57:18]
vip Trageenomical: Yes that's real thicc boy
[1:57:19] vizmint: chiralgram*
[1:57:20]
vip Skeletoxin: yes
[1:57:21] justzac02: yes
[1:57:24]
vip Skeletoxin: were at the triangle
[1:57:24] Tryedz: if kojima is bad with subt
[1:57:35]
vip Skeletoxin: he was real with the president too
[1:57:38]
vip Trageenomical: you can't be bad with something if you never use it, tryed
[1:57:48] justzac02: sand
[1:57:53] vizmint: go away BIRD
[1:58:00] nerodroid: walking on sand with high heels, damn, she good
[1:58:05]
premium S00perShyGuy: just like Mario and Princess Beach
[1:58:11]
vip Trageenomical: we love a talented president
[1:58:35] Warloctopus: There have been so many shots of norman waking up
[1:58:50] nerodroid: time to look at the crotch and get punched
[1:58:53]
premium S00perShyGuy: CHUG THE MONSTER
[1:58:54]
vip werewhiskey: nah i think the ceiling is fine
[1:58:57]
premium S00perShyGuy: CHUG CHUG CHUG
[1:59:00] nerodroid: LOL
[1:59:01] justzac02: chug the monster
[1:59:01]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[1:59:06] vizmint: stare at penis
[1:59:06] Warloctopus: look at his nuts
[1:59:09]
vip Skeletoxin:
:P
[1:59:10] bunnybunboy: i clapped
Clap
[1:59:13]
vip werewhiskey:
omg
[1:59:14] nerodroid: stare at his crotch sphinx
[1:59:14]
vip Trageenomical: let's not look at his nuts
[1:59:17]
premium S00perShyGuy: the monster is on the table
[1:59:24]
vip Trageenomical: this is sexual harassment
[1:59:29] nerodroid: why you not punchng us
[1:59:30]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: lol
[1:59:35] nerodroid: hell yeah
[1:59:38]
vip Skeletoxin: there it is
[1:59:38] Sedowood2: lmao
[1:59:39] vizmint: RIP NNN
[2:00:01]
vip
premium NarryG: Lego
[2:00:01] Warloctopus: 100%
[2:00:02] justzac02: yes
[2:00:03] Blastom: yes
[2:00:03]
premium S00perShyGuy: yes
[2:00:06] justzac02: he does that
[2:00:07]
vip
premium NarryG: he posted an image on twitter of him doing it with lego
[2:00:08]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: this whole thing is so weird and confusing
[2:00:11] bunnybunboy: yes, but not army men, legos
[2:00:14] desert_gryphon: I wouldn't be suprised if he did
[2:00:15]
premium S00perShyGuy: EXAMINE TABLE
[2:00:16] nerodroid: he plays in the tub with his army men too
[2:00:23]
vip
premium NarryG: They did it for death stranding as well
[2:00:28]
vip Trageenomical: that is kind of fucked
[2:00:30]
vip Trageenomical: actually
[2:00:36]
premium S00perShyGuy: yes here we go
[2:00:39]
premium S00perShyGuy: best part of the game
[2:00:40]
vip Trageenomical: why would you have death stranded toy soldiers
[2:00:43]
vip Trageenomical: that's fucked
[2:00:43]
premium S00perShyGuy: chug them all
[2:00:45]
premium S00perShyGuy: you can
[2:00:48] justzac02: yes
[2:00:51]
vip
premium NarryG: Actually it was a mixture of lego and little dolls https://i.imgur.com/SaWNhnn.jpg
[2:00:56] Warloctopus: wow he's getting a little too into it
[2:00:57]
vip Trageenomical: incoming heart attack
[2:00:57] bunnybunboy: the unironical brand placement is fucking me up
[2:00:59] Blastom: man he really loves monster
[2:01:01] desert_gryphon: blatant product placement!
[2:01:04] justzac02: his feet get fucked up
[2:01:07]
vip
premium NarryG: they even had a baby doll
[2:01:23]
vip Trageenomical: it's clearly a joke
[2:01:28] desert_gryphon: Unleash the Beast
[2:01:28] UmbrellaMuffin: it is
[2:01:29]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: you know this game is bullshit when Sam can chug 5 cans of monster with no problem
[2:01:43] vizmint: like where does monster get produced
[2:01:43]
vip werewhiskey: his heart should be pounding out his chest
[2:01:43] UmbrellaMuffin: the game literally says its antifreeze
[2:01:48] Warloctopus: this is making me feel nauseous
LUL
[2:01:54]
vip
premium NarryG: I like the potential meta-idea that it's a commentary on the state of commercialism but in reality it's just product placement
[2:01:54]
vip Trageenomical: sometimes a game has a sense of humor
[2:01:58]
vip Trageenomical: and that's fine
[2:02:00] bunnybunboy: @Dragoneye77 hes a champ
[2:02:01] nerodroid: he should be shitting his heart out with all that much monster
[2:02:12] desert_gryphon: you know, irl drinking 2 or more energy drinks usually will end you in a hospital in an emergency room
[2:02:14] UmbrellaMuffin: yeah we're being a little too nitpicky here
[2:02:15]
vip Trageenomical: he has a very weird sense of humor
[2:02:18] Blastom:
LUL no kidding
[2:02:24]
vip Trageenomical: MEALMATES
[2:02:29]
vip Trageenomical:
<3
[2:02:42] nerodroid: no trophy for chugging 5 monsters? terrible game
[2:02:43]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[2:02:43] justzac02: dork
[2:02:44]
vip Skeletoxin: what a tool
[2:02:44] vizmint: Norman Jensen
[2:02:44]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: a right twat
[2:02:47] desert_gryphon: Cyberpunk 2077
[2:02:50] UmbrellaMuffin: NOW hes a Boomer
[2:03:08] vizmint: doubles his geometry
[2:03:09]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[2:03:11] Warloctopus: do the roar
[2:03:12] bunnybunboy: its fine because (so far) is not blatant or obnoxious, its just that its so surreal to see brands actually doing this
[2:03:13] desert_gryphon:
LUL
[2:03:14] justzac02: so cute
[2:03:14]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: lol
[2:03:50]
vip
premium NarryG: They recorded hundreds of them and included four because the animations were 30mb each
[2:03:59] bunnybunboy: feeling cute might delete later
[2:04:04]
premium S00perShyGuy: maybe you have to fill the room with more random junk first?
[2:04:06] vizmint:
omg
[2:04:08]
premium S00perShyGuy: the shelves have more space
[2:04:10]
vip Trageenomical: imagine if they generated random ones per game @SmellyFeetYouHave
[2:04:11]
vip Skeletoxin:
NOOOO
[2:04:21] UmbrellaMuffin:
vineTalian
[2:04:26] bunnybunboy: crusty hair
[2:04:30]
vip Trageenomical: to assert dominance over the sink
[2:04:32] nerodroid: took a poop on the sink
[2:04:34]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: i like this part of the "game"
[2:04:39] justzac02: @greatsphynx are you enjoying the game tho
[2:04:40] bunnybunboy: shitting on the sink
limesLUL
[2:04:43]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: stop doing that mouth thing pls
[2:04:49] Blastom: you can't control him
[2:04:54]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show:
oh
[2:04:57]
vip Skeletoxin: is there an option to shave
[2:04:59]
premium S00perShyGuy: he looks like the guy in the fucking Nintendo Labo meme with his mouth hanging open
[2:05:00]
vip Skeletoxin: like god
[2:05:07] bunnybunboy: CANT SHIT
limesLUL
[2:05:12] nerodroid: take a shower
[2:05:17] vizmint: chiralgram clothing
[2:05:24]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: i think its random
[2:05:25] justzac02: shit
[2:05:28]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: but it happened to me when he shits
[2:05:30] veganveggie: ass
[2:05:34] Warloctopus: ayuss
[2:05:41] Snudl: Just shit in the shower
4Head
[2:05:41]
vip Trageenomical: quinton only likes girl feet doesn't he
[2:05:42] justzac02: pfff
[2:05:43]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: He has hank hill ass
[2:05:45] bunnybunboy: im impressed they didnt brought him to work here
[2:05:46] Blastom: no
[2:05:47] UmbrellaMuffin: i too wanted a 5 minute cutscene of him undressing
[2:05:56]
vip Trageenomical: quinton is anti-dickly
[2:06:01] nerodroid: pooper out
[2:06:02]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: also he doesnt use any soap
[2:06:05] vizmint: i also pee in my shower
[2:06:15]
vip Trageenomical: clip that
[2:06:15] justzac02: @dragoneye77 magic water
[2:06:16] bunnybunboy: NO
[2:06:16]
vip Skeletoxin: wafflestomp
[2:06:17]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[2:06:19]
vip Trageenomical: cilp that
[2:06:19] bunnybunboy: FUCK
[2:06:19]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineTommy
[2:06:22] UmbrellaMuffin: ok
[2:06:22] bunnybunboy:
limesYikes
[2:06:24]
vip Trageenomical: out of context clips
[2:06:28]
premium S00perShyGuy: does this game really have an ad for walking dead
[2:06:30]
vip Trageenomical: yoink
[2:06:34]
vip rivrcom: understandable
[2:06:35] Blastom:
LUL
[2:06:37] Warloctopus: the shower + toilet combo I'm not a fan of
[2:06:48] bunnybunboy: didnt they have a vice president?
[2:06:48] Blastom: so why the mask
[2:06:49] nerodroid: just sit in the toilet and shower at the same time
[2:06:59] bunnybunboy:
oh they did
[2:07:04]
premium S00perShyGuy: k
[2:07:04] vizmint: president deandra
[2:07:09]
premium S00perShyGuy: Princess Beach!
[2:07:11] justzac02: @blastom don't know maybe je thinks its cool
[2:07:18]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: not a fake one
[2:07:20] bunnybunboy: happens a lot in africa
limesSmug
[2:07:24]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: > _ < I don't understand
[2:07:25] vizmint: bird president
[2:07:28]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: electing a president via giving it to their kid
[2:07:29]
vip Trageenomical: Clip made
[2:07:30]
premium S00perShyGuy: DEE?
[2:07:38] desert_gryphon: ok, now the sound is out of sync, but I think that is Sphinx's end
[2:07:39] nerodroid: manlet normie
[2:07:40]
vip rivrcom: that's sis tho?
[2:07:42]
vip Trageenomical: death stranded
pogonaSad
[2:07:57]
vip Trageenomical: https://clips.twitch.tv/AwkwardSillyBillKappaRoss
[2:07:58] vizmint: game sound
[2:08:00]
vip Trageenomical:
:)
[2:08:02] UmbrellaMuffin: game sound
[2:08:04] Blastom: probably lip syncinhng?
[2:08:08] vizmint: game sound is lik .5 sec ahead
[2:08:09]
vip Skeletoxin: game audio
[2:08:11] UmbrellaMuffin: i think its just bad lip sync
[2:08:29]
premium S00perShyGuy: sorry I laughed at her name
[2:08:36]
premium S00perShyGuy: "America Strand"
[2:08:36] UmbrellaMuffin: lets wait until a non-dialogue sound happens
[2:08:36]
vip Trageenomical: That didn't clip right
[2:08:37]
vip Trageenomical:
DansGame
[2:08:39] Blastom: wessel
[2:08:45]
vip Skeletoxin: capture phylactery
[2:09:04] vizmint: nope
[2:09:14] UmbrellaMuffin: its better now
[2:09:14]
premium Todo_of_Aksum: looks good to me?
[2:09:14] bunnybunboy: "well ok fuck off"
[2:09:31]
vip rivrcom: looks aight
[2:09:34] justzac02: BRIDGES 2
[2:09:41] bunnybunboy: this game so far plays like a horror game
[2:09:46] UmbrellaMuffin: well this was originally silent hills wasnt it
[2:10:09] Blastom: the bts have umbilical cords
[2:10:15] justzac02: lake but city
[2:10:17] vizmint: imagine the in-universe guy who has to model all of the protags and BTs
[2:10:25]
vip Trageenomical: silent hill already has some science fiction without the fog works
[2:10:32]
vip Trageenomical: it's not so much magic really
[2:10:33]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineThink maybe
[2:10:38] UmbrellaMuffin: I wouldve preferred Silent Hills tbh but I like this too
[2:10:49]
vip Trageenomical: the shower pooper
[2:10:49]
premium S00perShyGuy: so when does the milk woman rub her breasts so our IQs can get massive
[2:11:00]
vip Trageenomical: what
[2:11:02] bunnybunboy: calexit got serious
[2:11:03] Warloctopus: I thought he said "edge nut"
[2:11:07]
vip Trageenomical: like homosapien
[2:11:09]
vip Trageenomical: but demon
:)
[2:11:17] UmbrellaMuffin: haha funny word
[2:11:17] justzac02: cool
[2:11:20] Blastom: wearing masks?
[2:11:20]
vip Trageenomical: What's so wrong with that name, Sphynx?
[2:11:25] vizmint: where did they get high quality body scans of the bad guys
[2:11:29] justzac02: red bull
[2:11:29]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: Kappapride
[2:11:34]
vip Skeletoxin: mtn dew gamer fuel
[2:11:34] CarrotCube: Water
[2:11:38] UmbrellaMuffin: they drink White Claw
[2:11:38]
vip Trageenomical: I don't get it. It's just like homosapien.
[2:11:41] bunnybunboy: they do, the final boss turns out to be a giant can of monster that was supplying both sides with weapons
[2:11:41]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: god i can only imagine vinny's chat with that word
[2:11:44] Blastom: man demons
[2:11:47]
vip Trageenomical: Whaaaat? What's wrong about it.
[2:11:50]
premium S00perShyGuy: they drink Faderade
[2:11:52] Snudl: They drink the grocery store brand
[2:11:58]
vip Trageenomical: Nothing memetic there. Just science terms.
[2:12:09] bunnybunboy: @Snudl america choice monster
[2:12:09]
vip Trageenomical:
:)
[2:12:10] justzac02: homo demens gay demons
[2:12:13]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus:
KappaPride
[2:12:18] UmbrellaMuffin: is Kojima event fluent in english?
[2:12:19]
vip Trageenomical: @JustZacc Homo means same.
[2:12:29] justzac02: @thetragicomical ok homo
[2:12:34]
vip rivrcom: kojima predicted memes, cause it's DNA of the soul
[2:12:40] Blastom: totally handcuffs
[2:12:47]
vip Trageenomical: @JustZacc "ok same" see i'm glad you agree
:)
[2:12:50] bunnybunboy: they function like handcuffs too
[2:12:51] vizmint:
idk about yall but I live for kojimas dumb cheesy names and shit
[2:12:57] Blastom: you have died of dsyentary
[2:12:58] Volantarius:
LUL
[2:13:01]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show:
monkaS they're gonna shackle us together
[2:13:05]
vip Trageenomical: Cubix?
[2:13:06] justzac02: @thetragicomical
:)
[2:13:11] Snudl: Great value Energy Drank ™️
[2:13:17] bunnybunboy: amazon brand oregon trail sponsored by monster
[2:13:28] justzac02: edge nut city
[2:13:31] vizmint: i thought it wam amelie not emily
[2:13:32] Blastom: doot
[2:13:32]
vip Skeletoxin: blip
[2:13:36]
vip Skeletoxin: atari noises
[2:13:38]
premium S00perShyGuy: BBC interviewed Kojijma and then claimed this game was "his response to Trump and Brexit"
[2:13:48] bunnybunboy: wait if shes being held hostage and this is just a hologram
[2:13:53] bunnybunboy: wouldnt her calls be monitored
[2:14:07]
vip Trageenomical: that's not a surprise though
[2:14:11] justzac02: slurp
[2:14:14]
vip Trageenomical: they just said her body was being held somewhere else
[2:14:14] Blastom: rude
[2:14:16] vizmint: i mean we have no idea how chiralgrams are sent or recorded so who knows
[2:14:18]
premium S00perShyGuy: same as it ever was
[2:14:19]
vip Skeletoxin:
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
[2:14:20] kutyaluk: soooo cheesy XD
[2:14:25]
vip Skeletoxin:
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
[2:14:33]
premium S00perShyGuy: what song is that again
[2:14:43]
vip Trageenomical: (same as it ever was...)
[2:14:53]
vip Trageenomical: 28
PogChamp
[2:14:53]
vip Skeletoxin: once in a lifetime
[2:14:55]
premium S00perShyGuy:
oh once in a lifetime
[2:14:59]
premium S00perShyGuy: talking heads yep
[2:15:03]
vip Trageenomical: Baby has a name
PunOko
[2:15:03] bunnybunboy: @Manabutt since she said they "allowed" her to make a call i assumed they did it with someone at her side to make sure she wouldnt be plotting a coup
[2:15:10]
vip rivrcom: what do they all eat tho
[2:15:10]
premium S00perShyGuy: now I'm jamming
SourPls
[2:15:17] Snudl: BBs
LUL
[2:15:20] justzac02: @comradecry dirt
[2:15:20]
vip Trageenomical: no
[2:15:25] justzac02: no
[2:15:27] vizmint: @bunnybunboy true, but it could be completely telepathis or some shit that they cant record
[2:15:32] veganveggie: with monsta energy
[2:15:32]
vip Trageenomical: i mean it could be a cross-generational thing
[2:15:35]
vip Trageenomical: but not like that
[2:15:44] UmbrellaMuffin: Doomers only get along with other doomers
[2:15:47] Warloctopus: monster energy will unite the world
[2:15:48] bunnybunboy: @Manabutt yeah, theres still so much shit to explain
[2:16:04]
vip Trageenomical: i mean
[2:16:12] UmbrellaMuffin: thats the point
[2:16:13] bunnybunboy: itll only take 10 hours dont worry
limesOK
[2:16:16]
vip Trageenomical: age rain is killing people, terrorists are bringing about eldritch monsters
[2:16:20]
vip Trageenomical: that's all i need
[2:16:23] desert_gryphon: are you not a die-hard patriot, that loves your God fearing country?
[2:16:27] Warloctopus: ok doomer
[2:16:28]
premium S00perShyGuy: don't worry dude just 8 hours and 30 minutes and it gets good
[2:16:33] vizmint: how tf do you wear heels on a beach
[2:16:39]
vip Trageenomical: @Manabutt dream heels
[2:16:40] justzac02: WAKE UP SAM YOU LAZY SHIT
[2:16:41]
premium S00perShyGuy: *7 hours 30
[2:16:49] bunnybunboy:
oh god hes is "john doommarine"
[2:16:50]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: Stram
[2:16:53] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[2:17:00] Sedowood2: John Strand
[2:17:06]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Kingdom Hearts dark realm beach.
[2:17:06] vizmint: @TheTragicomical low quality dream. dream immersion ruined
[2:17:20] Sedowood2: I was also getting KH vibes lol @Maindog
[2:17:21] UmbrellaMuffin: so the bridges name is an intentional thing nit just a John Fight thing
[2:17:36] Warloctopus: the names are all so literal
[2:17:43] bunnybunboy: maybe Reedus would like you more if you didn't haunt his fucking dreams
[2:17:48] desert_gryphon: hey, remember VR missions?
The point was to unlock barriers to take pictures of Mei Longs crotch.
[2:18:07]
vip Trageenomical: that's not his sister, is it
[2:18:09] vizmint: its a resurgence of immigrant culture where blacksmiths named themselves smith etc
[2:18:27]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: I love black sand beaches
[2:18:33] Sedowood2: I wanna go to one
[2:18:43]
vip Trageenomical: She mentioned the Pacific @GreatSphynx
[2:18:47] justzac02: amercia got fucked up senpai
[2:18:48]
vip Trageenomical: PRETTY
AngelThump
[2:18:51]
vip werewhiskey: pog
[2:18:52]
premium S00perShyGuy: remember how in MGS4 you could make women's breasts move using your control stick during cutscenes
[2:18:52]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: there's black sand here?
[2:18:53] bunnybunboy: moons haunted
limesGun
[2:19:03] vizmint: theres partially-black sand beaches on lake michigan I've been to
[2:19:09] bunnybunboy: remember theyre NOT handcuffs
limesOK
[2:19:17] justzac02: butt catcher
[2:19:28]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: @GreatSphynx take a shit
[2:19:29]
vip Trageenomical: out of monster energy drink
[2:19:30]
vip Trageenomical:
pogonaSad
[2:19:33] nerodroid: use the pooper
[2:19:44]
vip Trageenomical: zoom in more
[2:19:45]
vip Trageenomical: please
[2:19:48]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: :3c
[2:19:49]
vip Trageenomical: just a little more
[2:19:52] xyzero347: Which goes harder deadman or die hardman?
[2:19:54]
vip werewhiskey:
Kreygasm
[2:19:59] Warloctopus:
;)
[2:20:04]
vip Trageenomical: A shouter
[2:20:04]
vip werewhiskey:
oh no
[2:20:07] bunnybunboy: REEDUS GO TAKE A SHIT
[2:20:14]
vip werewhiskey: god why
[2:20:15] Volantarius: WHat
[2:20:15]
vip Trageenomical: IT'S SO GREAT
[2:20:16] Tryedz: are you really
[2:20:19] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[2:20:19]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: "prepare to make a delivery"
[2:20:21]
vip Trageenomical: AAAAAAH
[2:20:21] justzac02: ITS GREAT
[2:20:24]
vip Skeletoxin:
LUL
[2:20:24]
premium S00perShyGuy: HAHAHAHA
[2:20:38]
vip nanopsychic: bruh
[2:20:46] Blastom: product placement
[2:20:46]
vip Trageenomical: IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY
[2:20:47] Sedowood2: lmao
[2:20:49] Warloctopus: it's kojima meming I'm pretty sure
[2:20:49] Tryedz: LMAO
[2:20:59]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: dude he ate chicken with marilyn manson tho
[2:21:03]
vip Trageenomical: Second option: it's a joke
[2:21:14]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: what's not to love
[2:21:17] bunnybunboy: the "kojima used sony's money to just do crazy shit with his friend reedus" turned out to be true
limesLUL
[2:21:17] nerodroid: sponsored poop
[2:21:19] vizmint: hug baby
[2:21:37]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: Kojima is just a hack
[2:21:41]
vip Trageenomical: i mean
[2:21:53]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: does it?
[2:22:02]
vip Trageenomical: maybe it's recycled material
[2:22:03]
vip rivrcom: all three
[2:22:04]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: in this hellish world
[2:22:07]
vip Trageenomical:
:)
[2:22:07] UmbrellaMuffin: jesus so mad
[2:22:08]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: not to mention how this works in lore
[2:22:10]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: monster factories still exist
[2:22:11]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: norman reedus exists
[2:22:24]
vip Trageenomical: science time
[2:22:33] vizmint: maybe in the future it was found in a wrecked tv studio and people thought it was high art
[2:22:33]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: no
[2:22:34]
vip Trageenomical: Plug both holes
[2:22:36] Warloctopus: no
[2:22:40]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
RaccAttack
[2:22:40]
vip Skeletoxin: stop
[2:22:46]
vip werewhiskey: god.
[2:22:50]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Stool sample collection
[2:22:57]
premium S00perShyGuy: you show her norman Reedus's feet
[2:23:01] Warloctopus: he's into it
[2:23:03]
premium S00perShyGuy: or him
[2:23:03]
vip Trageenomical: i mean it isn't sexual harassment
[2:23:10]
premium S00perShyGuy: not being sexist man whores exist
[2:23:17]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal: first thing I come into is feet
[2:23:17] desert_gryphon: isn't great, though?!
[2:23:23]
vip Trageenomical: toilet standing, the prequel
[2:23:33]
vip Trageenomical:
oh
[2:23:34]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: If you keep your camera in place long enough, without zooming, he crouches down and gives you a thumbs up
[2:23:34]
vip Trageenomical: i get it
[2:23:34] vizmint: "brb guys im going to go use the toilety standing"
[2:23:36]
vip Trageenomical: "ride" is shit
[2:23:39]
vip Trageenomical:
:)
[2:23:46]
premium S00perShyGuy: so the AMC show is shit but it's not piss
[2:23:47]
vip Trageenomical: Shit show
[2:24:02] vizmint: wide america
[2:24:09]
vip Skeletoxin: hey jackal
[2:24:10]
premium S00perShyGuy: go to chicago bro
[2:24:18] Blastom: dang that is a lot of big craters
[2:24:19]
vip Skeletoxin: great job with the RE2 mod btw!
[2:24:26]
premium S00perShyGuy: I gotta get me some hot dogs in the windy city
[2:24:30]
premium S00perShyGuy: catch da bears
[2:24:33] Blastom: you would think there would be more craters in more populated areas like new york
[2:24:34]
vip Trageenomical: Ah yes
[2:24:35]
vip Skeletoxin: later shy
[2:24:36]
vip Trageenomical: the Vod Mute player
[2:24:36]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal: hey skele, thanks
[2:24:47] vizmint: what city is the giant crater? is that around St. Louis?
[2:24:51] poop_spoon: Bang is best energy drink
[2:25:14] poop_spoon: For sugar free anyway, Rockstar wins otherwise
[2:25:19]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal: I wonder if reedus pisses neon after all those energy drinks
[2:25:20]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: florida got fucked also
[2:25:23]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: look at the bridge's logo
[2:25:28]
premium S00perShyGuy: not me though
:)
[2:25:33]
premium S00perShyGuy: I barely missed it
[2:25:39]
vip Skeletoxin: the midwest was always fucked, the only difference is that it cant grow corn now
[2:25:43]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: its the lactation lady
[2:26:02] vizmint: ???
[2:26:05]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: BLOOD
[2:26:07]
vip werewhiskey: weird
[2:26:07]
premium S00perShyGuy: yes this is the woman who does maximum genius kojumbo moments for you
[2:26:09]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal: w-what
[2:26:10] Blastom: where did they get your blood
WutFace
[2:26:12] Warloctopus: I can't believe the two female characters are named "Mama" and "Fragile"
[2:26:13]
vip Trageenomical: what lactation lady???
monkaS
[2:26:22]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: dont worry about it
[2:26:23]
vip
bits-charity here_for_the_show: that would be good lol
[2:26:27] vizmint: @Blastom they harvest his gamer bath water later
[2:26:29] salad_snack_: how'd they get the blood to be that red?
[2:26:34]
vip Trageenomical: @Warloctopus to be fair it's more flattering than dead man and die hardman
[2:26:43]
vip Trageenomical: BB-28
:)
[2:26:51]
vip Trageenomical: SPHYNX. I SWEAR.
[2:26:51]
premium S00perShyGuy: OK I can't judge the story
[2:26:52]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal: I love how they call it BB
[2:26:58]
vip Trageenomical: Just put it in the CORNER
[2:27:00]
premium S00perShyGuy: but a lot of these names are just horrible
[2:27:07]
premium S00perShyGuy: deadman, die hardman, lifeman
[2:27:11] phobos_the_dreadhound: Flask bab
[2:27:13]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal: shake the bb
[2:27:15]
vip Trageenomical: Woodman
[2:27:21]
premium S00perShyGuy: America Strand
[2:27:24] vizmint: is the ludens charm a pre order bonus
[2:27:25]
vip Trageenomical: the baby is going to psychic blast you
[2:27:26]
vip Trageenomical: isn't it
[2:28:00]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: uhhh
[2:28:08]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: are there any SPEEN moments in this game?
[2:28:08]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: i think its a cutscene yeah
[2:28:15]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: just stay here for now
[2:28:19]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: ya its a cutscene
[2:28:26]
premium S00perShyGuy: it's time to
[2:28:27]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: VinePiss
[2:28:39]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal:
oh yeah, this game isnt going to be firendly for bathroom breaks huh
[2:28:40] salad_snack_: make sure to pee on someone else's mushroom to make it bigger
:)
[2:28:49]
vip rivrcom: let it run and we'll tell u what happened
[2:29:06]
premium S00perShyGuy: are you thinking of submitting your noita run to GFQ?
Kappa
[2:29:09]
premium S00perShyGuy: *GDQ
[2:29:28]
premium S00perShyGuy: it is really impressive though
[2:29:30] desert_gryphon: for a game with mixed reviews, there are sure a lot of streamers and viewers watching it.
[2:29:32]
vip rivrcom: I got inspired a bit and almost got 4m run
[2:30:07] bunnybunboy:
SourPls
[2:30:11] bunnybunboy: sounds fine to me
[2:30:16] Volantarius: Sounds okay
[2:34:41]
vip werewhiskey: sure, cause people wanna see whats all the hubbub about it @desert_gryphon
[2:34:59] bunnybunboy: did you bring more monster?
limesSmug
[2:35:00]
vip werewhiskey: :alien: :smoking:
Clap
[2:35:02] vizmint: piss shrooms
[2:35:10]
vip Skeletoxin:
vineAlien
[2:35:22]
vip werewhiskey: hybrid
[2:35:27]
vip werewhiskey: but not too much
[2:35:32]
premium S00perShyGuy: haha I wish I had those options
[2:35:41] xyzero347: ""walker""
[2:35:42]
premium S00perShyGuy: still illegal here for a bit longer
[2:35:44] poop_spoon: Are you smoking or vaping? If so indica on a relatively low temp
[2:35:45]
vip werewhiskey: i never seem to get much of anything out of pure sativas
[2:35:47] bunnybunboy: cake
limesPoggers
[2:35:49] UmbrellaMuffin: ive only had 1 monster ever months ago. it tasted awful and I want more.
[2:35:50] vizmint: im eating cookie dough frozen custard go with cookie
[2:35:54] poop_spoon: Higher temps activate the terpenes that make you tired
[2:35:58] desert_gryphon: huh, what? @werewhiskey_
[2:36:02] poop_spoon: Which one out of curiosity?
[2:36:18]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: ice cream cake
[2:36:18] veganveggie: cookies
[2:36:26]
vip werewhiskey: @desert_gryphon when you mentioned how theres a lot of streamers/viewers for death stranding
[2:36:28] poop_spoon: After buying and selling a million I have a hydrobrick maxx and solo 2
[2:36:30]
vip werewhiskey: thats what i was respondin to
[2:36:48] desert_gryphon: oh, I was afk from the stream and came back to it
[2:36:52]
vip werewhiskey: ah
[2:36:57] poop_spoon: the boomer sips aren't that good imo
[2:36:58] bunnybunboy: the blue one?
[2:37:11] salad_snack_: monster 0 kelvin
[2:37:25]
premium S00perShyGuy: I don't even know what strain I have rn or if it's indica or sativa, that's what I get for buying street weed I guess
[2:37:27] bunnybunboy: theres so many colors of monster and i know not what any of those taste
limesLUL
[2:37:29]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal: the grey zero one isnt bad, it has a citrus flavor
[2:37:48] vizmint: i had a friend in HS that drank redbull daily and got kidney stones that required surgery before he graduated, so I have only ever had like 2 energy drinks in my life lol
[2:37:48] poop_spoon:
The coffee flavored monsters are really good
[2:37:52]
vip werewhiskey: yeah it's alright
[2:37:57]
vip rivrcom: it's nice
[2:38:02] UmbrellaMuffin: im liking it
[2:38:04] desert_gryphon: I don't remember if fullthrottle has a suger-less version
[2:38:08]
vip werewhiskey: i appreciate you streaming it at a reasonable hour lol
[2:38:16]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal: you mean watching a movie with you
Kappa
[2:38:27] bunnybunboy: well you still have yet to play the game
limesSmug
[2:38:29]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: i like it
[2:38:40]
vip werewhiskey:
DuckerZ
[2:38:47] poop_spoon: if you're using a two piece plastic please don't
[2:38:49] vizmint: duck dynasty brand grinder
[2:38:58] poop_spoon: because of coughing*
[2:39:05] desert_gryphon: that wasn't light
[2:39:06]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[2:39:13]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineChamp
[2:39:24]
premium S00perShyGuy: I have the poke ball one it's shit
[2:39:27]
vip rivrcom: btw I genuinely don't know how u doomers are able to drink energy drinks. I'm a bit younger and I can die after drinking a soda
:/
[2:39:33] poop_spoon: Oh good. I spent $18 on a good four piece and can't phathom how people still use the plastic ones
[2:39:35]
premium SCP096: same
[2:39:35] poop_spoon: fathom
[2:39:38] desert_gryphon: so... are you a recreational user or is it medical?
[2:39:55]
vip werewhiskey: what
[2:39:59] poop_spoon: What vape do you have?
[2:40:01]
premium S00perShyGuy: and my dealer only sells in massive bulk now, legalization can't come fast enough
[2:40:05]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r:
vineMortis
[2:40:08] vizmint: Monster Boomer Milk
[2:40:15] veganveggie: poison?
[2:40:43]
premium SCP096: yah i can just walk into the store down the street and buy some weed
[2:40:58] desert_gryphon: the blue and red Monsters are bad, I prefer only the orange... sometimes the boomer white one
[2:40:59]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: bro you got any weed gamer gummies?
[2:41:16] UmbrellaMuffin: ive tried like 3 times and never got hit
[2:41:19] vizmint: im hoping WI new gov gets legalization rolling soon
[2:41:47]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: Blissful wizard Pogchamp
[2:41:52]
premium SCP096: i know people who smoke before work and i dont know how they dont get fired
[2:42:22]
premium S00perShyGuy: I haven't taken a break in a while so I'm probably using it as too much of a crutch
[2:43:07]
premium Hopperson: Big hit
[2:43:18]
vip Skeletoxin: hissssssss
[2:43:50] bunnybunboy: shits fucked
[2:43:51] vizmint: BB vision when his tank goes dark is all
[2:43:54] vizmint: actual gameplay
[2:44:31] bunnybunboy: yaaay
limesYay
[2:44:44]
premium S00perShyGuy: what do you think about eating mangoes before getting high, myth?
[2:44:51] vizmint: thank you, very private room indeed
[2:45:07]
vip
premium AgentRedJackal: this guy totally doesnt look like an Metal Gear character
[2:45:13] bunnybunboy: a shit dead space flashbacks
[2:45:25]
premium SCP096: make us whole isaac
[2:45:28]
premium Hopperson: Isaac
[2:45:30] vizmint: no knot november has that joke been made yet
[2:45:35]
vip nanopsychic: sphynx you made me get a can of monster
[2:45:38]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Knots? OwO?
[2:45:44]
premium SCP096: hush
[2:45:46]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: no
[2:45:51]
premium S00perShyGuy: @Maindog don't
[2:45:54]
vip nanopsychic: i hat e how it tastes so much
[2:46:17] bunnybunboy: man and he did his hair without a brush,
[2:46:19] UmbrellaMuffin: I just want Coke now
[2:46:31]
vip rivrcom: Das my haircut
[2:46:42] vizmint: tech just isnt there yet for real time clothes donning
[2:46:54]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: @S00perShyGuy I do what I want
[2:46:57]
vip Trageenomical: sniff
[2:47:04]
vip Trageenomical: he has OCD
[2:47:08]
vip Trageenomical: gotta sniff
[2:47:11]
premium S00perShyGuy: @Maindog I sure as fuck hope you don't mean what that may imply
[2:47:15] nerodroid: sometimes you just gotta sniff
[2:47:21]
premium Hopperson: Don’t say blood rope
[2:47:25]
premium S00perShyGuy: anyway
[2:47:34]
premium S00perShyGuy: let me forget about any of that do not respond
[2:47:34]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: @S00perShyGuy I make those jokes.
[2:47:41]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: It's the internet
[2:47:45]
premium S00perShyGuy: YES
[2:47:45] UmbrellaMuffin:
vineAlien
[2:47:48]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: I do those things
[2:47:50]
premium SCP096: LIT Hardman
[2:48:16]
premium S00perShyGuy: ok Kojima
[2:48:21]
vip werewhiskey:
vineAlien_BW
Clap
[2:48:24]
premium S00perShyGuy: just keep using references and song lines
[2:48:28]
premium SCP096: no
[2:48:36]
vip Trageenomical: I missed them
[2:48:38]
premium S00perShyGuy: they did not make sense
[2:48:38]
vip rivrcom:
:)
[2:48:38] UmbrellaMuffin: they did
[2:48:46]
vip Skeletoxin: to be fair rest for the wicked is an old saying
[2:48:48]
vip werewhiskey: heck, do unlocked emotes not work outside of their channel
[2:48:52] UmbrellaMuffin: just a little cheese but they did
[2:49:02]
vip Skeletoxin: they should whiskey
[2:49:10]
vip werewhiskey: how long does it take anyway
[2:49:23]
vip werewhiskey:
vineAlien_BW
[2:49:23]
vip Trageenomical: BABBY
[2:49:24] desert_gryphon: totally made sense, I mean you got to be on Kojima's intelligence level to understand this masterpiece.
[2:49:25]
vip Skeletoxin: BB
[2:49:26]
vip werewhiskey: nnnope
[2:49:30] bunnybunboy: thats what babies do
[2:49:33]
vip werewhiskey: not workin for me outside of vin's channel
[2:49:33] bunnybunboy: be loud
[2:49:45]
vip werewhiskey: maybe i need to refresh
[2:49:51]
vip werewhiskey: ...after this cutscene tho
[2:49:55]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Uhh... What's the BTTV emote names for the gigglebones gang's emotes?
[2:49:57]
vip Trageenomical: BB-28
:)
[2:49:58]
vip Skeletoxin:
vineTommy
[2:50:09]
premium S00perShyGuy:
hi BB...
[2:50:15]
vip rivrcom: audio is alright, I'm on mobile tho
[2:50:17]
vip Trageenomical: This game is just the
moon2PREGARIO emote
:)
[2:50:27]
vip Skeletoxin: botted a little bit there
[2:50:36]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: should i ban him
[2:50:37]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77:
vineRizon
[2:50:38]
vip Trageenomical:
:) What, don't be weird. Just an emote.
[2:50:42]
premium ozzmand: yo sphynx
[2:50:43]
vip rivrcom: ye
[2:50:44]
premium SCP096: moon subs
tdogSanic
[2:50:48]
vip Trageenomical:
moon2SPY WHERE
[2:50:49]
vip Skeletoxin: very briefly
[2:51:04] UmbrellaMuffin: i dont have any cursed emotes
[2:51:28]
vip Trageenomical: I gotta prioritize if subs are worth it or not but I really really really wanted some of these emotes again
[2:51:33] UmbrellaMuffin: i can only put
TheIlluminati
TheIlluminati abive JUPs
[2:51:34] vizmint: why does die hardman have mardi gras beads
[2:51:40] vizmint: did he show his tits
[2:51:53]
vip werewhiskey: vins chat would lose their shit at just that word, "knots"
[2:51:57]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: incredibly heavy handed
[2:51:59]
vip Trageenomical: @werewhiskey_ i said the same thing
[2:52:05] UmbrellaMuffin: This is literally Metal Gear Solid dialogue though...
[2:52:07]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: as did i
[2:52:08]
premium S00perShyGuy: "smart drugs"
[2:52:11]
vip Skeletoxin:
TheIlluminati w
TheIlluminati
[2:52:20]
vip werewhiskey: fug
[2:52:22]
vip Trageenomical: 👁 W 👁
[2:53:00]
premium ozzmand: i think those are the supplies you are given for the mission
[2:53:25]
premium ozzmand: that looks heavy as fuck
[2:53:51]
premium S00perShyGuy: could be you
[2:53:54]
premium S00perShyGuy: could be me
[2:53:56]
vip werewhiskey: testing unlocked emote
vineAlien_BW
[2:53:58]
vip werewhiskey: there we go
[2:54:03]
premium S00perShyGuy: epic
[2:54:10]
premium S00perShyGuy:
vineAlien
[2:54:25]
vip werewhiskey:
vineAlien_BW
Clap
[2:54:46]
vip werewhiskey: uh
oh
[2:54:54]
vip Skeletoxin: nice fuckin system
vineClown
[2:55:14]
vip nanopsychic: LOL
[2:55:34]
vip Trageenomical: i have a message
[2:55:35]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: sphynxFrog
[2:55:42]
vip Trageenomical: nice
[2:55:45]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: VinePiss
[2:55:52] bunnybunboy: does this have a message system like dark souls?
[2:55:55] narshabw: No save it and piss on another player's structure
[2:55:58]
premium SCP096: this man is made of piss
[2:56:00] bunnybunboy: also achievo for pissing
limesLUL
[2:56:01]
vip Skeletoxin: thats a lot
[2:56:01]
vip Trageenomical: i have a message for another player
[2:56:06]
vip Trageenomical: "poop lol"
[2:56:07]
vip Skeletoxin: thats what 5 monsters do to ya i guess
[2:56:22]
vip nanopsychic: nice
[2:56:25]
vip nanopsychic: LOL
[2:56:25]
vip Trageenomical: nice
[2:56:28]
vip Skeletoxin: challenge pissing
[2:56:28] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[2:56:29]
vip werewhiskey: amazing.
[2:56:33] bunnybunboy: FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
[2:56:34]
premium ozzmand: since thats a thing.... i wonder if it has an actual use for it
[2:56:38] CarrotCube: just like dogs
[2:56:39]
vip rivrcom:
B)
[2:56:41] Snudl: "I may have gone too far in a few places"
[2:56:42]
premium ozzmand:
idk pee on the ghosts?
[2:56:42]
premium S00perShyGuy: beautiful
[2:56:50]
premium SCP096: unequip your penis
[2:56:59] UmbrellaMuffin: i read you can pee on the ghosts
[2:57:01] vizmint: @ozzmand they harvest his bath water to use on the BTs later no lie
[2:57:19] narshabw: Norman Reedus Bath Water
[2:57:21]
vip Trageenomical: gamer guy bath water
moon2L
[2:57:23]
premium ozzmand: you can??? ohhh thats cool
[2:57:46] bunnybunboy:
oh speedruning
limesSmug ?
[2:57:50] SRVFENDER1994: yo sphinx
[2:58:05]
vip Trageenomical: what if it's an illusion
[2:58:06]
vip rivrcom: ur speed running rn, right?
B)
[2:58:12]
vip Trageenomical: what if the difficulty has no actual bearing
[2:58:14]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Very Easy is Game Journalist difficulty.
[2:58:15]
vip Trageenomical: and it's a placebo
[2:58:18] vizmint: probably stamina, BT detection etc
[2:58:24] UmbrellaMuffin: you can skip cutscenes
[2:58:31]
premium ozzmand: maybe how fast your cargo can get destroyed?
[2:58:38]
vip Nefarious_Bear: how's the game so far sphynx
[2:58:38]
premium S00perShyGuy: build a ladder to the end of the game
[2:58:43] bunnybunboy: inb4 reedus can go straigh to ganon right in the first mission
[2:58:51] UmbrellaMuffin: its all about finding glitches
[2:59:38]
premium S00perShyGuy: people speed run RPGs
[2:59:38] vizmint: Death Stranding: BB Highschool Graduation %
[2:59:39] UmbrellaMuffin: you underestimate speedrunners my friend
[2:59:40]
vip rivrcom: I'd bet 2.5 hours
[2:59:41]
premium S00perShyGuy: do remember
[3:00:06] bunnybunboy: a true marathon
[3:00:09] desert_gryphon: 28 for a hundo
[3:00:16] bunnybunboy: its more endurance than skill at that point
[3:00:23] bunnybunboy: which is a skill too i guess
[3:00:34] UmbrellaMuffin: GTA San Andreas got trimmed to just over 3 hours
[3:00:34] bunnybunboy: what the fuck
limesLUL
[3:00:37] vizmint: Baten Kaitos
[3:00:44] vizmint: takes 2 weeks in game time or something
[3:00:57]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: i have no fucking idea the purpose of even doing this
[3:00:58] UmbrellaMuffin: yeah i heard about that, the speedruns take inti acciunt the players sleep and
meal schedule
[3:01:02]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: cause all you get are likes
[3:01:18] desert_gryphon: these are tutorial cargo so they go to a post box cause the map isn't open enough
[3:01:39]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: you wont be
[3:02:04]
premium S00perShyGuy: aight I think it's about time to get on that Genius Kojima wave length myself
[3:02:25] vizmint: gamer clout
[3:02:35]
premium SCP096: i assume points can unlock cosmetics and shit? maybe
[3:03:43]
premium ozzmand: what was that
[3:03:43] poop_spoon: I thought that was Twitch freezing which it does every 10 seconds
[3:04:20] CarrotCube: so this is an errand boy simulator?
[3:04:35] vizmint: JO Crystals??
[3:04:38]
vip Nefarious_Bear: cant collect the JO crystals yet
[3:04:45]
vip Nefarious_Bear: need a JO crystal charger
[3:04:56] vizmint: and a buddy to help u charge
[3:05:00]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: it shows up in a second
[3:05:02]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: but its like
[3:05:07]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: dark souls
[3:05:08]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: basically
[3:05:35] poop_spoon: Was half watching, is this 2deep5u Kojima stuff or were they just using him for marketing
[3:05:43] bunnybunboy:
oh so this is what kills people, they get aged into dust
[3:06:33] vizmint: BB thought he saw a rock
[3:06:33]
premium SCP096: the rock got deleted by timefall its deep lore
[3:06:34] desert_gryphon: looks awfully suspicious like MGS5:TPP menus
[3:06:46]
vip Trageenomical:
:)
[3:06:56]
vip Nefarious_Bear: has there been any explanation as to why the world is fucked like this yet
[3:06:59] desert_gryphon: "You've entered a combat zone"
[3:07:15]
vip Nefarious_Bear:
WHAT IS THATR
[3:07:17]
vip Trageenomical: Basically death realm @Nefarious_Bear
[3:07:20]
vip Nefarious_Bear:
vineWhat
[3:07:31] bunnybunboy: some evangelion style third impact is the best i can come up with
[3:07:31]
vip Trageenomical: and everything that comes with it
[3:07:46]
vip Trageenomical: death realm opens up, clouds get corrupted with the deat realm water or some shit
[3:07:53] vizmint: Diablo the Prime Evil once again walks the earth
[3:08:00]
vip Trageenomical: now there's ghosts and shit
[3:08:03]
premium S00perShyGuy: I promise if I buy this game tomorrow and find your piss mushroom I will upvote it
[3:08:19]
premium Deadinlight: @GreatSphynx is this on earth or what?
[3:08:27]
premium ozzmand: yes upvote piss mushroom
[3:08:33]
premium S00perShyGuy: BT
[3:08:39]
vip Trageenomical: this is clearly massachusetts
[3:08:53] bunnybunboy: not only earth its
vargUSA AMERICA
vargUSA
[3:08:53]
vip Trageenomical:
gachiBASS
[3:08:59] vizmint:
Kreygasm
[3:09:16]
vip Trageenomical: i'm a thirsty little fungus
[3:09:17]
premium S00perShyGuy: lol
[3:09:18]
vip Trageenomical: water me with your peeeeeee
[3:09:22]
premium ozzmand: YES!
[3:09:24] bunnybunboy: united people trough pissing
[3:09:41] bunnybunboy: genius kojombo
[3:09:42]
premium S00perShyGuy: your stream here is basically what I'musing to decide my purchase
[3:09:59] vizmint: you hgave to stand still to see them sdphynx
[3:10:30] Snudl: I like that you can see the plants rapidly grow and wither in the rain
[3:10:31] bunnybunboy: do you ever get guns?
[3:10:32]
premium S00perShyGuy: that is good to know
[3:10:55] bunnybunboy:
oh ok, i was wondering if it was gonna keep the horror trope of being defensless
[3:11:09]
premium SCP096: nah just swim through the river
[3:11:10]
premium SCP096: ez
[3:11:19] desert_gryphon: guns are sort of useless against etherial beings
[3:11:24] bunnybunboy: the monster got to your lungs
limesS
[3:11:26]
vip Trageenomical:
jermaOld rip sphynx
[3:11:31]
vip Trageenomical: boomerfied
[3:11:34]
premium S00perShyGuy: it just occurred to me I have had nothing but black coffee today
[3:11:35] vizmint: why are the packages made out of rustable metal
[3:11:57]
vip Trageenomical: @Manabutt timefall seems to not effect non-living things
[3:11:58] poop_spoon: Fun fact, you need about 50+ energy drinks to die from caffeine
[3:12:01]
premium SCP096: im gonna have to pick up some monster when i get this game
[3:12:10] UmbrellaMuffin: my sister drinks lukewarm water
[3:12:14]
vip rivrcom: 🥚
[3:12:20] vizmint: @TheTragicomical I thought thats what made them rust and damaged packages
[3:12:34]
premium S00perShyGuy: just hit your pipe some more dude clears up my stomach trouble 90% of the time heh
[3:12:41]
vip Trageenomical: @Manabutt i mean that's probably just the water just not the shit int he water
[3:12:57]
vip Skeletoxin: ok so i left right before sphynx disconnected form the death internet
[3:12:58]
vip Skeletoxin: what i miss
[3:13:04] bunnybunboy: "no fuck you i swim"
[3:13:04]
vip Skeletoxin: anything? just tutorial?
[3:13:08]
premium S00perShyGuy:
oh boy here it is
[3:13:12]
premium S00perShyGuy: the main mechanic
[3:13:13] vizmint: @TheTragicomical ok but why are they made out of basic ass steel and not aluminum or plastic
[3:13:15]
vip Trageenomical: we're building BRIDGES
[3:13:29] desert_gryphon: "snake, use the [obvious item] that we gave you to navigate over [obstacle]"
[3:13:30]
premium S00perShyGuy: you're a real gamer
[3:13:35]
premium S00perShyGuy: look at all these achievements
[3:13:40] bunnybunboy: these minecraft mods are getting wakcy
[3:13:42]
vip Trageenomical: @Manabutt you gonna tell me you're gonna risk scrounging up aluminum or plastic and not just whatever the fuck you have aound with BTs around?
[3:13:59] bunnybunboy: wait cant you pick up the ladder?
[3:14:11] vizmint: @TheTragicomical as believeable as having super tech trucks and shit and monster energy
[3:14:26]
premium S00perShyGuy: Breath of the Wild was the most fun I've had exploring an open world
[3:14:34] bunnybunboy:
oh so its permanent
[3:14:46]
premium SCP096: other players can only use if you and they are connected to the chiral network
[3:14:48]
premium S00perShyGuy: just because there's actually something to do or find like
[3:14:56]
premium S00perShyGuy: literally everywhere in that game
[3:14:59]
vip Trageenomical: they're probably just using whatever they have around + Chira energy
[3:15:18]
vip Trageenomical: Chiral even.
ClappyDerp
[3:15:29]
vip Trageenomical:
oh so nothing has changed then
[3:15:36] bunnybunboy: youre their last amazon deliverer
[3:15:37]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: S
[3:15:43]
vip Trageenomical: here we go
[3:15:49] bunnybunboy: S RANK STREAMER
limesPoggers
Clap
[3:15:53] bunnybunboy:
limesSmug
[3:16:00]
vip rivrcom: being on the other side of your door when u order weedus
[3:16:21] bunnybunboy: im expecting this is jsut tutorial island
[3:16:28]
vip Nefarious_Bear:
jermaOneguy
[3:16:29]
vip Trageenomical:
jermaOneguy
[3:16:57]
vip Trageenomical: death fueled internet and technology
[3:16:57]
vip Nefarious_Bear: ???
[3:17:01] desert_gryphon: who was the one guy chat-ward?
[3:17:02]
vip Nefarious_Bear:
vineBrainyot
[3:17:16]
vip Trageenomical: networking simualtor
[3:17:20]
vip Trageenomical: COMCAST SIMULATOR
[3:17:21] vizmint: lineman simulator
[3:17:26]
vip Skeletoxin: john xfinity
[3:17:28] poop_spoon: I jsut heard "I have cocks"
[3:17:33]
vip Nefarious_Bear: Well it really IS a cable company simulator if that guy was waiting for 3 years for a service rep
LUL
[3:17:37]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: @GreatSphynx Does Cox suck?
[3:17:38]
vip
bits-charity Maindog:
Kappa
[3:17:39]
vip Trageenomical: You have COX and you shit in the shower @GreatSphynx
[3:17:40] desert_gryphon: yeah, I have Xfinity as well
[3:17:47] poop_spoon:
The US has a huge monopoly on internet providers fucking everyone in the ass. Even ROMANIA has better internet than us
[3:17:48] desert_gryphon: I'm always on a VPN
[3:17:54] bunnybunboy: these work simulators are getting crazy
[3:18:04] vizmint: the only internet available to me is SPectrum and it makes me want to die
[3:18:11]
vip Nefarious_Bear: I cant take the name "Knot city" seriously
[3:18:27]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Knot City OwO
[3:18:35] vizmint: its purposefully low frame rate though
[3:18:37]
premium SCP096: cease
[3:18:47]
vip rivrcom: maybe he has chunky lips
[3:18:51] desert_gryphon: take the knot
[3:18:53]
vip Nefarious_Bear:
LUL
[3:18:56] bunnybunboy: EGG SALAD
[3:19:02]
premium S00perShyGuy: it's one guy doing it Sphynx
[3:19:10]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, maindog
[3:19:18]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: picardGun
[3:19:19] UmbrellaMuffin:
oh no the humanity
[3:19:19] vizmint: remove guy ez fix
[3:19:20]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: jesus christ
[3:19:24]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: you do have to go all the way back
[3:19:27]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: from the windfarm
[3:19:53]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Sphynx knows I make this kind of jokes. Calm down
[3:19:59]
premium SCP096: you also keep a jet engine in your room?
[3:20:14] bunnybunboy: who doesnt?
[3:20:37] poop_spoon: isn't that what a meme is
[3:20:38] UmbrellaMuffin: can kn-
[3:20:49]
vip Trageenomical: that's not how memes work-
[3:20:50]
premium SCP096: jokes get funnier the more times they are said as we all know
[3:20:52] desert_gryphon: who?
[3:20:58] bunnybunboy: no mei allowed stream
limesFeels
[3:20:59]
vip Trageenomical: just put up the fucking kojumbo image again
[3:21:02]
vip Skeletoxin: i saw a picture of mai kirby with big pink titties
[3:21:10]
vip Trageenomical: uh-huh
[3:21:11]
vip Nefarious_Bear: @Skeletoxin
Kreygasm
[3:21:12]
vip Trageenomical: yeah
[3:21:15] bunnybunboy: mai* i meant
limesLUL
[3:21:15] UmbrellaMuffin: did you guys know that Brook is just a skeleton
[3:21:17] desert_gryphon: what's a "meme"?
[3:21:18]
premium SCP096: repetition is the basis of comedy
[3:21:19]
vip Trageenomical: put him in the corner please
[3:21:26] Sedowood2: no memes allowed
[3:21:34]
premium S00perShyGuy: uhu yup, no memes here, nope, that cat was deeeeeelicious huyup
[3:21:34] desert_gryphon: gratz on the trophy
[3:21:50]
vip Skeletoxin: dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
[3:21:57]
vip Trageenomical: that's dystopian as fuck
[3:21:58] UmbrellaMuffin: maybe? i can see that
[3:22:03]
vip Trageenomical: lmfao
[3:22:11] UmbrellaMuffin: with the whole "men in the middle" thing
[3:22:15] bunnybunboy: prolly, buried among a shittton of other points that are being tried to be explored all at the same time
[3:22:26] desert_gryphon: Amazon delivery training software in disguise
[3:23:46]
premium S00perShyGuy: wait they got the Darth Vader guy for this?
[3:23:47] bunnybunboy: this is like the complete oposite of zelda inventory
[3:24:02]
premium ozzmand: it looks like armor
[3:24:29]
vip rivrcom: can u remap sprint?
[3:25:03]
premium SCP096: PCC is the name of the college i went to
[3:25:35] vizmint: I would find this game more relatable if it was called Debt Stranding
FeelsBadMan
[3:26:21]
premium SCP096: your reward for doing errands is getting to walk
[3:26:52] desert_gryphon: drink some Monster Energy(tm) to fill up you bladder to piss
[3:27:02] bunnybunboy: you look like one of those humanoid robots they constantly push down
limesLUL
[3:27:06]
premium SCP096: piss
[3:27:28]
premium SCP096: that was bb
[3:28:09] bunnybunboy: feels like youre gonna fall of the cliffs of mountains later on
[3:28:12]
premium S00perShyGuy: bruh
[3:28:17]
premium SCP096: DAB hardman
[3:28:19] flanflanjp: what do you think of the recent japanese trend of having very high quality food assets in games?
[3:28:23]
vip Skeletoxin:
vineAlien
[3:28:42] poop_spoon: I want to try dabs but I'm not buying a rig or making the wax
[3:28:44]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: @GreatSphynx What about DoodleDab?
[3:28:52] flanflanjp: it did
[3:28:58]
premium S00perShyGuy: they have "dab pens" with the vape shit now, IDK if it's as strong but it's generally stronger than flower
[3:29:08]
vip Skeletoxin: im going to murder my internet
[3:29:13]
vip Skeletoxin: every fucking night it does this shit
[3:29:21]
vip Skeletoxin: ive refreshed the player every 10 seconds for liek 10 minutes now
[3:29:24] flanflanjp: look at this star trek replicator. why aren't they doing trek stuff
[3:29:24]
premium S00perShyGuy: any carts bought in an illegal state are quite possibly unsafe though because gangs
[3:29:35] flanflanjp: rock trek
[3:29:55] vizmint: didnt they recently identify the cause of vape deaths
[3:30:06] flanflanjp: monster hunter also had nice food assets
[3:30:12] vizmint: vitamin e acetate or something
[3:30:55] UmbrellaMuffin:
monkaS
[3:31:11] desert_gryphon: yup, Vitamin E acetate is one of the identified causes
[3:31:35] vizmint: Vanillaware games have great looking 2D food assets
[3:31:35]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: was it a box of veed
[3:31:44]
vip
subscriber
premium CloverCandy: p a c k a g e
[3:31:45] UmbrellaMuffin: your weed?
[3:31:47] Snudl: Full immersion! Genius Kojumbo
[3:31:55] desert_gryphon: it was kush
[3:32:16] poop_spoon: wait you get shit delivered?
[3:32:18] vizmint: vampire weed
[3:32:21] UmbrellaMuffin: Like vampires
[3:32:31] UmbrellaMuffin: now i get the veed meme
[3:32:35] RevosiEvol: Your Drug Den
[3:32:58] poop_spoon: I hope those delivery guys are getting compensated for being expected to follow people into their houses for drug purposes
[3:33:12] bunnybunboy: go naked, fast as fuck, oblivion strats
[3:33:16] vizmint: top tier speedrun strat is to rush motorcycle and do sick tricks
[3:33:20] desert_gryphon: there is no currency
[3:33:25]
vip rivrcom: likes > america
[3:33:30] narshabw: piss on your mailbox to assert it's yours
[3:34:00] poop_spoon: Coworkers always eating your lunch? Piss on your lunch to mark it as yours!
[3:34:00] UmbrellaMuffin: i think its just fluff so you can feel like youre actually giving people hope
[3:34:09] vizmint: how many hairline fractures do you think norman reedus has
[3:34:17]
vip werewhiskey: a lot
[3:34:18] desert_gryphon: many
[3:34:19]
vip rivrcom: u look like a fucking tau from Warhammer
[3:34:25] bunnybunboy:
oh thats a long ass way
[3:35:05]
premium Deadinlight: boxes for days
[3:35:34] UmbrellaMuffin: bro i actually got decent amount of likes on instagram it actually feels good i hate it
[3:35:40]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: ur death stranding package is here! time: 7 weeks
[3:35:48] vizmint: more likes = more eventual random trash in your game
[3:36:06] bunnybunboy:
vargGamerd
[3:36:31] flanflanjp: i'm excited for skyrim levels of modding when this comes to pc
[3:36:43] desert_gryphon: [you are now overcumbered]
[3:37:22] UmbrellaMuffin: [dumb] pick up trash with mouth
[3:37:29]
vip rivrcom:
:)
[3:37:40]
vip rivrcom: it kills ur stick too
[3:37:41] vizmint: Sphynx can you try to find my package of big tiddy anime figurines, I've been waiting months, I think the deliveryman dropped it near you
[3:37:42] flanflanjp: kojumbo is trying to help you get swole
[3:37:47] bunnybunboy:
limesS
[3:38:43]
moderator
founder bassclefff: yo, just dropping by to say hi. Got all packed up for the move tomorrow
[3:38:55]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: who are you
[3:38:58]
vip Skeletoxin: ah hey bass
[3:39:07]
vip Skeletoxin: good luck with the move!
[3:39:07]
premium SCP096: dude ur gonna get so many likes
[3:39:10]
vip werewhiskey:
PogChamp bass
[3:39:14] UmbrellaMuffin: bass im so proud of u
[3:39:19]
moderator
founder bassclefff: yeah 20 hour drive lol
[3:39:25]
vip werewhiskey: gl bass
[3:39:28]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: gl
[3:39:31]
vip Skeletoxin:
oh jesus where are you moving
[3:39:36]
moderator
founder bassclefff: thankfully we're staying at a hotel inbetween
[3:39:45]
vip Skeletoxin: thats like a third of the US
[3:39:50]
moderator
founder bassclefff: NY to louisiana
[3:39:51]
vip
bits D3adDouch3r: safe travels bass
[3:39:52] bunnybunboy: running straight trough them juggernaut style
[3:39:56]
vip werewhiskey: probably
[3:39:59]
vip rivrcom: falling asleep. gnite yall
peppu1
variet9Love
[3:40:05]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: Yore a manlet tho
[3:40:05]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: how far we in this game btw?
[3:40:07]
vip werewhiskey: gnight
[3:40:07] vizmint: I've driven 23 hours WI to TX several times, sometimes without sleeping it fucking blows ass
[3:40:12]
premium SCP096: just beat them to death with the packages
[3:40:16]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus:
limesOK
limesGiggle
[3:40:20]
vip werewhiskey: gg
[3:40:31] UmbrellaMuffin:
Jebaited
[3:40:37]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: Wait, wut
[3:40:39]
premium SCP096: perfect timing ur so lucky
[3:40:56]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: Im high and it feels like bees are in my body
[3:40:58] vizmint: piss FULL
[3:40:58] UmbrellaMuffin: maybe its scripted for the first time you see them
[3:41:06] vizmint: balls are near exploding with piss
[3:41:08]
premium SCP096: @motionlesspoetry they are
[3:41:09] UmbrellaMuffin: so you dont get fucked without warning
[3:41:17]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: would that be the yiga of this game
[3:41:20]
vip werewhiskey: sounds about right
[3:41:27]
moderator
founder bassclefff: I might drop by again but if I don't I hope you enjoy the game
[3:41:55] vizmint: timefall kills larger plants maybe?
[3:42:02]
vip Skeletoxin: later bass
[3:42:05]
vip Skeletoxin: again good luck with the move!
[3:42:12]
premium ThatOneDegenerate: bass is kill
[3:42:18]
moderator
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premium Dragoneye77: that reason is bullshit
[3:42:20]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: there are trees
[3:42:21] flanflanjp: there's a few forests and such
[3:42:42]
moderator
founder bassclefff: ty @skeletoxin !
[3:42:43] vizmint: is the 1000/1000mL your bladder
[3:42:49]
premium SCP096: i like hiking and this game is just hiking simulator so thats good enough for me
[3:42:50]
vip Nefarious_Bear: trees live thousands of years
[3:42:55] flanflanjp: this is pretty much scotland
[3:43:02]
vip Nefarious_Bear: mid-sized plants dont live as long as trees
[3:43:07]
vip Skeletoxin: 1000 mL is a lot. most people can only hold half a liter of piss
[3:43:12]
vip Skeletoxin: norman with a steel bladder
[3:43:22] vizmint: maybe its not piss then lol
[3:43:28]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: He just have a big piss jug in him
[3:43:30] vizmint: maybe its his antifreeze gamer fuel bottle
[3:44:03] UmbrellaMuffin: If you drink 7 Monster cans you see real life in 2x speed
[3:44:09] desert_gryphon: something about the rain is also the timefall mechanic?
[3:44:24] vizmint: the rain is the timefall
[3:44:30] bunnybunboy: maybe thats why some critics where harsh on it
[3:44:35] bunnybunboy: it does seem to take its sweet time
[3:44:35] flanflanjp: it is pretty though
[3:44:40]
vip Nefarious_Bear: the important question is are having FUN sphynx?
[3:44:56]
vip Skeletoxin: "your shit gets damaged, so dont stay in the rain too long" and then theres no shelter
[3:45:08] vizmint: backup fuel was the heavy one you set downb
[3:45:36] UmbrellaMuffin: yeah rain destroys your cargo
[3:45:38] flanflanjp: this is the kind of game i'd like to play on handheld
[3:45:51]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: do packages like get worse faster on hard mode?
[3:46:12] vizmint: probably
[3:46:13]
premium SCP096: maybe youre supposed to go around the rain
[3:46:31] vizmint: maybe later you unlock a weather app for your fitbit
[3:47:46]
vip Skeletoxin: this mechanic would be fine if there was any reasonable way to take shelter
[3:47:47] vizmint: Rust 2
[3:47:51]
premium SCP096: this game doesnt seem like something worth playing on harder difficulties tbh
[3:47:55] flanflanjp: there is something to be said that culturally asians are creeped out by big empty spaces
[3:48:25] vizmint: WAGGLE time
[3:48:31]
vip
bits-charity Majestur:
:o
[3:48:39] bunnybunboy: baby needs food
[3:48:41]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: well, "hurry"
[3:48:51] vizmint: distribution center he said
[3:48:57]
premium SCP096: eat the baby
[3:49:04]
vip werewhiskey: autotoxemia? self-bloodpoisoning?
[3:49:07]
vip werewhiskey: baby y u do
[3:49:38] vizmint: look another triangular building
[3:50:13]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: vehicle that you cant use
[3:50:15]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77:
:)
[3:50:22] vizmint: in another 6 hours
[3:50:25] bunnybunboy: "hhave you tried turning your baby off and on?"
[3:50:30]
vip Skeletoxin: but do we get to go vroom vroom?
[3:50:30]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: it has no power
[3:50:49] vizmint: i think you have to do missions to build a battery or something
[3:52:23]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: guess having a bunch of voice acting would be hard to deliver for each delivery
[3:52:27] flanflanjp: metal doesnt age
[3:52:29]
vip
subscriber
premium CloverCandy: B E S T R A N K
[3:52:30]
vip Nefarious_Bear: @GreatSphynx timefall doesnt directly affect cargo, it makes it easier to brake when you fall though
[3:52:32]
vip Skeletoxin: i dont think they expecte you to preserve them for now
[3:52:33] flanflanjp: just the containers
[3:52:40] bunnybunboy: maybe the story cargo is immune or it got more time than cargo you pick on the way
[3:52:53] bunnybunboy: oohok
[3:52:55] vizmint: thast makes sense
[3:53:06]
vip Skeletoxin:
Clap
[3:53:19]
vip Nefarious_Bear: Sphynx I legit thought that was part of the game LMAO
[3:53:29]
vip Nefarious_Bear: i was like why is there stock footage going on
[3:53:30] vizmint: what the fuck theres not a chance
[3:53:32] vizmint: lmao
[3:53:35]
vip Skeletoxin:
LUL
[3:53:36]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: nahhh
[3:53:39] bunnybunboy: America really shrinekd
[3:53:41]
premium SCP096: yeah the timefall also seems to have shrunk america
[3:53:42] bunnybunboy: shrinked*
[3:53:47]
vip Skeletoxin: thats a 10 hour drive
[3:53:48] vizmint: its a miniature united states made from long island
[3:53:52] flanflanjp: its a japan sized america
[3:53:53]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: i mean better it be smaller than bigger
[3:53:58]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: its just like that fucking uberisoft car game
[3:54:06]
subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: @greatsphynx KOJUMBO miles
[3:54:14] bunnybunboy: it wouldnt had sell in japan
[3:54:19]
premium SCP096: Kojima is a westaboo so thats probably why
[3:54:27] UmbrellaMuffin: @dragoneye77 the influencer car game?
[3:54:29] narshabw: America that doesn't look like America
[3:54:30] vizmint: you walking around is actually just a metaphor for sam bridges walking irl
[3:54:35] bunnybunboy: since its supposed to be an international sensibilities
[3:54:35]
vip Nefarious_Bear: Japan also isnt divided like America is right now
[3:54:54] bunnybunboy: and there aint no mmore international than america
[3:55:18] bunnybunboy: thatd make it a straight up MMO
limesLUL
[3:55:38] flanflanjp: i like how guillermo is just happy to be there
[3:56:22] vizmint:
FeelsBadMan
[3:57:10]
premium SCP096: so are all these buildings just empty or???
[3:57:15]
premium SCP096: wait wtf
[3:57:25] vizmint:
monkaS
[3:57:27] bunnybunboy: wait what
[3:57:35] Volantarius: This is like your party members getting sick on the Oregon Trail lol
[3:57:41]
premium SCP096: how did guillermo get there
[3:57:49]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: CBTs
[3:57:50]
premium SCP096:
oh
[3:57:56] bunnybunboy: guillermo said "lets return the baby to its mothers womb"
[3:57:58]
vip Skeletoxin: the jazz hands
LUL
[3:58:25] vizmint: would YOU download a baby?
[3:58:35]
premium SCP096: its a metaphor
[3:58:52] Volantarius: Hahha
[3:58:52] flanflanjp: its pretty consistent with most the stuff he's done
[3:58:59] flanflanjp:
LUL
[3:58:59] UmbrellaMuffin: Anything deeper than a kiddy pool is "edgy"
[3:59:05]
vip Trageenomical: BABY
[3:59:09]
vip Trageenomical: this is not edgy it's adorable
[3:59:20]
subscriber
premium akagranderojo: jake27182 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 2 month streak! sup sphynx
[3:59:21] vizmint: do you think kojima hates babies irl
[3:59:42]
vip Trageenomical: He clearly loves babies
[3:59:45]
vip Trageenomical: BB is a charmer
[3:59:46] vizmint: does he?
[4:00:32]
premium SCP096: so all these outposts are actually just empty buildings full of holograms
[4:00:44]
vip Nefarious_Bear: why is he chaining himself to the bed?
[4:00:46] vizmint: maybe thats how it charges
[4:00:53] Volantarius: He sleep walks lol
[4:00:53] bunnybunboy: yeah i thought he didnt like it
[4:00:53] narshabw: wait, if this Guillermo Is a holograma too, how come the holograms outside are so crappy
[4:01:41] vizmint: gdt is chiralgram, better tech i think
[4:02:19]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: here take a spare BB
vineBab
[4:02:24]
premium SCP096: i remember that line from the trailer wow
[4:02:32] bunnybunboy: i wonder if theyll ever discuss what happened to the rest of the world
[4:02:33]
subscriber
premium zwisch: anybody getting strong uncanny valley vibes?
[4:02:55] vizmint: what if BTs are actually just canadians
[4:03:15]
vip Nefarious_Bear: B E H O O V E
[4:03:21] vizmint: gamer bath water time
[4:03:25]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: 🐴
[4:03:31]
vip Nefarious_Bear: did you stare at Sam's crotch yet
[4:03:35]
premium SCP096: i still havent decided if i want to get this on PS4 or wait for the PC release
[4:03:37] CarrotCube: "a" monster or all 5 of them?
[4:03:41]
subscriber
premium zwisch: what an ad
[4:03:56]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: lol
[4:03:58]
vip Nefarious_Bear: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
[4:04:05] flanflanjp: where's the barcode
[4:04:09]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Now go take a piss
[4:04:12]
vip
subscriber
premium CloverCandy: excuse me wtf is this game
[4:04:14]
vip Nefarious_Bear: ANOTHER
[4:04:19]
premium SCP096: can you drink so much monster that you die?
[4:04:22] vizmint: did they mocap the monster energy can for full parity
[4:04:22]
vip Nefarious_Bear: drink them all
[4:04:50]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: you get nades though
[4:04:52]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: if you do that
[4:04:55] bunnybunboy: rebuild amaerica with mushrooms
vargUSA
[4:05:05] CarrotCube: Why is there a piss mechanic anyways?
[4:05:09]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: you get literal shit grenades
[4:05:10]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Shit in the shower
[4:05:17]
vip Nefarious_Bear: Death Stranding Consitpated%
[4:05:22]
premium SCP096: yeah you need the shit grenades
[4:06:33] vizmint: they should text to speech it for him to listen while walking
[4:06:39]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Monkey throw poop
[4:06:41]
vip Nefarious_Bear: vibe check
[4:06:56]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: sphynx pls
[4:07:08]
vip Skeletoxin: its like youre poking a fish tank
[4:07:09]
vip Skeletoxin: stop it
[4:07:13]
vip Skeletoxin: youre upsetting them
[4:07:25]
premium SCP096: drink more monster
[4:07:41] bunnybunboy:
oh god full pages
limesLUL
[4:07:44] vizmint: andrew yang simulator
[4:09:06]
premium SCP096: wait so is deadman the same or different from die hardman
[4:09:23]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: die hardman is osmeone else
[4:09:24]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: ya then another mailman shows up
[4:09:38]
premium SCP096: okay
[4:09:44] bunnybunboy: so i guess the time accelerating rain is also fucking up perception of time and space all around, maybe thats how theyll justify walking trough 3 states in half a minute by foot
[4:10:04]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: Boomer kojima hates technology
[4:10:06]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: more at 11
[4:10:40]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: ha ha boomer
[4:10:48] vizmint: do not shake bb
[4:10:58]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: remember when Kojima tried to make everyone think nuclear weapons bad in MGS and especially 5
[4:11:02]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: as if that wasnt obvious
[4:11:04] bunnybunboy: babysitting mechanics too
[4:11:19]
vip Nefarious_Bear: room you say
vineTommy
[4:11:49] vizmint: why arent his sunglasses photoshop filtered
[4:12:20] bunnybunboy: so reedus runs the risk of melting the baby brain and his own
[4:12:45] vizmint: NO
[4:12:49]
subscriber
premium zwisch: don't shake the baby!
[4:12:51] bunnybunboy:
SHAKE THE BABY
[4:12:53]
vip Skeletoxin: STOP
[4:12:55] Tryedz: what mic do you use for streaming, out of curiosity?
[4:12:56]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[4:12:58]
vip Skeletoxin: YOURE SHAKING THE BABY
[4:13:00]
vip werewhiskey: sphynx pls
[4:13:00]
premium SCP096: you just killed the baby
[4:13:02]
vip Skeletoxin: NOT ROCKING
[4:13:04] UmbrellaMuffin: yeet the bab
[4:13:14]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: do not yeet BB
[4:13:15] bunnybunboy: thats one way to rock a baby
[4:13:19] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[4:13:20] Volantarius:
The arm is a mobile lol
[4:13:21]
vip Nefarious_Bear: Sphynx is world's worst father
[4:13:21] vizmint: turn camera to see heart bubbles
[4:13:25]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: imagine if you could shake it so hard
[4:13:26]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: it dies
[4:13:30]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: wouldn't that be funny
[4:13:32]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: haha
[4:13:35]
vip Skeletoxin:
<3
[4:13:40] joeybabaganoosh: plaes do shake the baby
[4:13:40] bunnybunboy: back to work baby
[4:13:43]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: also
[4:13:49]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: how will that work on PC
[4:13:49] vizmint: imagine if you could yeetus the fetus
[4:14:01]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: shake ur entire pc
[4:14:05] vizmint: hold M1 and move mouse probably
[4:14:06]
vip Skeletoxin: PerturbedBaby is my new alt account name
[4:14:07]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: how you going shake a bab with a mouse
[4:14:18]
vip Nefarious_Bear: steam also supports gyro controls on the switch pro controller
[4:14:19]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: with lvoe dragon
[4:14:21]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: love*
[4:14:23] bunnybunboy: but sphinx YOU are amazon
[4:14:49] vizmint: JO Crystals
[4:15:20] bunnybunboy: 10
limesSmug
[4:15:21]
premium SCP096: 2
[4:15:30]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: probably about 3
[4:16:07]
subscriber
premium zwisch: moar custcenes!
[4:16:49]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: this is where i stopped playing for a bit
[4:16:53]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: when you started to stream
[4:16:53] bunnybunboy: gotta drive the message trough your skull, whatever the message is
[4:16:56] poop_spoon: Chat's not big enough to have a dedicated zoomer so I'll do it
[4:16:58]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: so you see my issues
[4:17:00] poop_spoon: just play fortnite instead gramps
[4:17:36] bunnybunboy: shoulda added gyro controls for pissing
[4:17:50]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: it was added cause kojima likes pee jokes
[4:17:58]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: yes
[4:18:00]
moderator
founder
premium Dragoneye77: they can like it
[4:18:00] poop_spoon: can I touch your mushroom
[4:18:05]
vip
bits-charity Majestur:
vineLUL
[4:18:09]
vip Nefarious_Bear: "touch my mushroom"
[4:18:15] vizmint: it was added because r kelley was int he news
[4:18:54] Snudl: Trees!
[4:20:34]
premium SCP096: yeah well sam is armed with boxes
[4:20:48] vizmint: kojima predicted MEME
[4:21:36]
vip Trageenomical:
The game isn't about America
[4:21:39]
vip Trageenomical: I would think
[4:21:45] vizmint: you have to spam in the few seconds
[4:21:55]
vip Trageenomical: America is the stand-in
[4:22:06] poop_spoon: everything is a political attack against me if I want it to be
[4:22:09] Volantarius: Yeah this doesn't seem like its about america
[4:22:20]
vip Trageenomical: America is just being used as a face for whatever he's trying to say
[4:22:27]
vip Trageenomical: Probably meant to represent just global shit in general
[4:22:34] Volantarius: Doesn't even look like america
[4:22:50]
premium SCP096: this is clearly wisconsin
[4:22:54] Volantarius: It might not be america
idk
[4:23:01]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: well
idk im from the west and i think this is how the east looks
Kappa
[4:23:13]
vip Trageenomical:
jermaSour
THIS IS NOT NEW ENGLAND REE
[4:23:14] Volantarius: Maybe this is just a conspiracy lol
[4:23:16]
vip Skeletoxin:
LUL
[4:23:17] poop_spoon: East here, it's flat forests and that's it
[4:24:10] bunnybunboy: for it to use some fictional country after the disaster rather than straight up america
[4:24:13] Volantarius: Yeah I thought this was a alien planet from the trailers
[4:24:29] bunnybunboy: YOINKED
[4:25:34] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[4:25:47] xyzero347: fuckin gotem
[4:25:54] bunnybunboy: armed with a star wars baton, defeated by rusty briefcase
limesLUL
[4:26:05] vizmint: more games need spears
[4:26:21] Sedowood2: this combat is silly lol
[4:26:41]
premium SCP096: i mean combat isnt really the focus, walking is
[4:26:48]
vip Trageenomical: HELL YEAH.
[4:26:48] vizmint: holy shit thats a lot
[4:27:18] Snudl: NOOO! Not my underwear
[4:27:19] vizmint: delivering used schoolgirl panties
[4:27:42]
premium SCP096: take all of it
[4:28:30]
premium SCP096: nice
[4:28:30] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[4:28:40]
vip
bits-charity Majestur: 10 minutes
[4:28:54] bunnybunboy: fall on river, loose everything
limesLUL
[4:28:54]
vip werewhiskey: this is a bad idea
[4:29:05]
vip werewhiskey: this genuinely looks like a bad idea lol
[4:29:06] vizmint: 1000%
[4:29:12] bunnybunboy:
oh its actually pushing you
[4:29:15]
vip werewhiskey:
Clap
[4:29:15] bunnybunboy: impressive
[4:30:07] vizmint:
ResidentSleeper
[4:30:13]
subscriber
premium zwisch: so this entire game is fetch quests?
[4:30:18] bunnybunboy:
limesSip
[4:30:25] xyzero347: pairs of extra boots are essential
[4:30:26] veganveggie: sip the monster
[4:30:37] poop_spoon: taking a piss requires effort so no
[4:30:49]
premium SCP096:
oh im hitting my monster
[4:31:12] vizmint: im a lacroix boi
[4:31:19] bunnybunboy: hows the baby doing?
[4:31:20]
vip werewhiskey:
vineHog_SQ or to squeeze a hog
[4:31:24]
vip werewhiskey: not your hog, just a hog
[4:31:33] vizmint: grapefruit best
[4:31:51]
premium S00perShyGuy: yeah they're all the same more or less
[4:32:02]
premium S00perShyGuy: I'm drinking generic store brand seltzer
[4:32:23] vizmint: if you live in texas, the HEB brand stuff is better than lacroix
[4:32:51] vizmint: yeah the sweetened stuff is gross
[4:33:16]
premium SCP096: cargo addicts
[4:33:28]
subscriber
premium akagranderojo: @GreatSphynx Perrier is the good shit
[4:33:47]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: I like Pepsi
[4:33:49] vizmint: I used to drink like 2-3 sodas a day so I find lacroix a muich better alternative regardless the public consensus of it
[4:34:03]
subscriber
premium akagranderojo: @GreatSphynx lime Perrier has no sugar?
[4:34:13] poop_spoon:
The issue with soda isn't even sugar, it's acid, especially phosphoric in colas
[4:34:15] UmbrellaMuffin: thats how Monster is made. Gamer sweat
[4:34:26]
subscriber
premium zwisch: 1 like received from BB
[4:34:39] Volantarius: Yeah drinking less soda is much better than public opinion about the flavor
[4:35:04] bunnybunboy: a rubber band should do it
[4:35:13] Volantarius:
The dye is what gets me, it sits on my mouth and stains my teeth
[4:35:55] vizmint: yo are those Keens?
[4:35:57]
vip
bits-charity Maindog: Some folks sell gamer girl bathwater, but I'm going to sell 100% authentic gamerboi sweat
[4:36:20]
premium SCP096: the timefall shrunk the states
[4:36:26]
premium S00perShyGuy: don't stray too far into West Virginia I heard it gets really fucking glitchy there
[4:36:31] bunnybunboy: according to this game you could cross the entire of amaerica by foot in half a day
limesLUL
[4:36:35] Volantarius: Yeah 3km is like 1 mile
[4:37:04] vizmint: why does it have to say that
[4:37:09]
vip
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premium CloverCandy: you have p l e a s e d the bb
[4:37:17]
premium SCP096: i wanna go to the beach
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vip Skeletoxin: MASSIVE
vineM8
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premium S00perShyGuy: massif
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premium Dragoneye77: well
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premium Dragoneye77: that was fucking stressful
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premium Dragoneye77: I either fucked up super hard a second ago or I ran into the first boss
[4:38:07] vizmint: was it a dolphin with tentacles
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premium Dragoneye77: yes
[4:38:22] vizmint: yeah scripted the first time in the forest i think
[4:38:27] UmbrellaMuffin:
monkaS
[4:38:34] bunnybunboy: sphinx room gonna catch fire
limesLUL
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premium Dragoneye77: nah it wasnt there
[4:38:48] vizmint: hmm
[4:38:49] bunnybunboy: time shenanigans
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premium Dragoneye77: just
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vip Trageenomical: timefall
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premium SCP096: my bets are on ignore it
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vip Trageenomical:
monkaS
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premium Dragoneye77: heres a pro tip by the way @GreatSphynx
[4:39:03] poop_spoon: Because they want it separate from the real world so people don't keep trying to make it political;
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vip werewhiskey: didnt they already mention how timefall fucks w/space distortion too
[4:39:08] UmbrellaMuffin: time stuff is always a mess
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bits-charity Majestur: maybe not the tiny part but how it looks maybe
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premium Dragoneye77: don't depend on the bike
[4:39:10] Volantarius: I kinda hope they explain why
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vip werewhiskey: or at least your perception of time n space
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vip werewhiskey: meaning it SEEMS as though you could cross america by foot in like a couple days
[4:39:38] Volantarius: Well why not scale the distance you traveled with real scale
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vip werewhiskey: or it's some weird wormhole-y shit
[4:39:46] bunnybunboy: @werewhiskey_ yup, they said the rain affected time/space perception meaning time space shenanigans will only get worse going foward
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vip werewhiskey: fun
[4:40:00] RevosiEvol: It'd be funny if it's just because they shrank the borders down but kept the shape so it's just a tinier USA
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premium SCP096: never enough ladders
[4:40:13] vizmint: USA Lite
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subscriber LinnieGrey: I'm back
[4:40:24] vizmint: located on the island of Ireland
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bits-charity Majestur:
hi back
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subscriber LinnieGrey:
The opening cutscene just ended right?
vineJape
[4:40:52]
premium S00perShyGuy: same Transporter makes Bridges across the united states to spread the influence of president Strand
[4:40:56] RevosiEvol: Almost through the tutorial, just another 10 hours
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subscriber LinnieGrey: I figured I'd be fine, I was gone less than 4 hours
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subscriber LinnieGrey:
greats8Dab
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premium Dragoneye77: okay so the fucking meme though
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premium Dragoneye77: about it finally getting good 10 hours in is true
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premium Dragoneye77: which is so fucking infuriating
[4:42:04] UmbrellaMuffin: lmao
[4:42:53] RevosiEvol: I could definitely see it being "fun" once you have access to more functions. I think it's a fundamental design flaw that the "fun" isn't better integrated into the first half of the game though
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premium SCP096: beat the whole game in one sitting
[4:43:10] UmbrellaMuffin: vins stream is gonna be weird toniht
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bits-charity Majestur: so weird
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subscriber LinnieGrey: speaking of, how much monster have you had?
vineStank
[4:43:37] UmbrellaMuffin: i hope chat isnt too hard on this IF he even plays it
[4:43:58] vizmint: is there a new game+
[4:44:04] Volantarius: Im excited to see if the Oregon Trail thing really gets going Haha
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vip Skeletoxin: 🅱️
[4:44:16] Volantarius:
The shrooms are like gravestones lol
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subscriber LinnieGrey: 🅱️
[4:44:29] vizmint: i lowkey dont want vinny to stream this tbh
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bits-charity Majestur: 🅱️ 🅱️
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premium Azuyoh: everyone playing death strangin and yet nobody arrives in life
greats8Frodo
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premium SCP096: wow skipping lore
[4:45:08] UmbrellaMuffin: everybodys on the internet, whats up with that?
[4:45:09] vizmint: i dont even think his outer world stream is worth
[4:45:11]
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premium Azuyoh: there is too much don't worry
[4:45:12] bunnybunboy:
DansGame
[4:45:18] bunnybunboy:
limesSmug
[4:45:44] UmbrellaMuffin: 5 hours ago you were like "why do streamers actively avoid the tutorials and mechanics"
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vip Skeletoxin: ok but what the fuck does chiral describe. what is the origin of the word
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premium S00perShyGuy:
oh no R&D, MGSV waiting?
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vip Skeletoxin: stop throwing around jargon and explain it
[4:46:08]
vip Skeletoxin: we get it, its cryptic
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premium Azuyoh: so it's basically USPS simulator
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vip werewhiskey: i remember chiral being a term in chemistry... think my highschool teacher explained it by using your hands as an example
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vip Nefarious_Bear: chirality is a chemisty term that makes no sense in this context
[4:47:16] UmbrellaMuffin: Chiralpractic
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vip werewhiskey: like if you face your palms towards each other, they will mirror each other; face your palms towards your face though, and if you overlap one hand over another, youll see how your hands arent perfectly mirrored anymore
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vip Nefarious_Bear: chiral means that the mirror image of a molecule is not superimposable on each other
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subscriber LinnieGrey: isn't there an artificial sweetener that works like that
[4:47:49] Sedowood2: Ah Chirality
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vip werewhiskey: yeah what nef said
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vip Nefarious_Bear: there was a big deal with chirality in a pregnancy medication
[4:48:21] Volantarius: Aren't lemons and oranges like that?
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subscriber LinnieGrey:
oh shit yeah it was a factor in the thalidomide disaster I think nef
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subscriber LinnieGrey: gonna look that up
[4:48:56] Volantarius: I thought the dna was just reversed for them
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vip Nefarious_Bear: yeah thalidomide thats the one
[4:49:29]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: chirality
[4:49:40] Sedowood2: It was super toxic
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subscriber LinnieGrey: well no, it wasn't toxic
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subscriber LinnieGrey: it was mutagenic
[4:50:03] Sedowood2: Oh yeah my bad
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subscriber LinnieGrey: if it was toxic, the moms or babies would have died
[4:50:20]
vip werewhiskey: why does it play the beginning of rockabye baby
[4:50:35]
vip Skeletoxin: hamfisted symbolism
[4:50:38]
vip werewhiskey: lol
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premium Tron359: holy gawd lawd geez
[4:51:00] Snudl: Chirality is also a term in fundamental physics. I heard it used for electromagnetic wave propagation
[4:51:14]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: you know who knows maybe toxic IS the right word, it's not like I'm a chemist or a doctor
sphynxBrain
[4:51:26] vizmint: mutagenically toxic
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vip Nefarious_Bear: Wait I got it, What if they're using the term "chiral" because life and death are mirror images of each other but they are two separate entities in this game
vineBrainyot
[4:51:42] UmbrellaMuffin: thats genius nef
[4:51:45] Snudl:
sphynxBrain
[4:51:46] Sedowood2: like a teratogen?
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vip werewhiskey: yeah sounds about right, nef
[4:52:21] Sedowood2: now that's galaxy brain level thinking
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vip werewhiskey: kojumbo brain thinking
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vip Nefarious_Bear: I might be giving kojumbo too much credit though
LUL
[4:52:56] UmbrellaMuffin: help it grow man
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bits-charity Maindog: piss on the mushroom
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[4:53:18]
vip Skeletoxin: if you go back and piss on your old mushroom can you make it grow bigger?
[4:53:23]
vip Skeletoxin: like morrowind sized?
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bits-charity muncho2: wut the hael are u dooooing
[4:54:19]
premium Tron359: I mean obviously
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bits-charity Maindog: @Skeletoxin From what I've heard? Yes
[4:54:31] UmbrellaMuffin: Genius Kalimba
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premium Dragoneye77: I cant believe this game
[4:54:36]
vip Skeletoxin: holy shit
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premium Tron359: I always hold start to do anything
[4:54:40] bunnybunboy: dont they got enough buttons already why they oughta have 2 modes for a single button
limesLUL ?
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vip Skeletoxin: i was joking
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premium Dragoneye77: I think its literally impossible to get an S rating on the story missions
[4:54:51]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: @GreatSphynx there's a reference to carvone in this article i'm reading, it says one is caraway and the other spearmint
:)
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premium Dragoneye77: I fucked up so hard on this and still got an S
[4:55:11] RevosiEvol: Good thing they moved the camera angle because that bridge building made no sense
[4:55:25]
vip Nefarious_Bear: If vinny plays Death Stranding I'm sure he'll manage to not not get an S somehow
LUL
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bits-charity muncho2: holy what a bridge
[4:55:39]
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bits-charity muncho2: just use a log
4Head
[4:55:50] bunnybunboy: trucks? NOW WE TALKIN
KKona
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premium Tron359: das some good mushrooms
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vip Skeletoxin:
oh shit
[4:56:04]
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bits-charity Maindog: Piss on the mushroom @GreatSphynx
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subscriber LinnieGrey: Crypto buy oats
[4:56:14] bunnybunboy: need to charge up on monster
[4:56:16]
vip Skeletoxin: go inside and drink monster energy
[4:56:18]
vip Skeletoxin: get more piss
[4:56:23] LinnieGrey: When you buy oatmeal with bitcoin
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bits-charity Maindog: "I can't like my own piss"
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premium Dragoneye77:
oh i was there
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premium Dragoneye77: i rested at that same spot
[4:56:55] vizmint: whats that lil wormy boi floating behind you
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bits-charity muncho2: hold the phone there's a piss feature in this game
[4:57:01]
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bits-charity muncho2: wot
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vip werewhiskey: yeah
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subscriber LinnieGrey: muncho how could you POSSIBLY have missed that
[4:57:21]
vip Skeletoxin: you also carry around vials of your own sweat
[4:57:23]
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bits-charity muncho2: brb going back under my rock
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premium Tron359: it helps you grow mushrooms
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subscriber LinnieGrey: it's been memed on for weeks
[4:57:38]
vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[4:57:44] Blastom: you would think they would give him like a horse or a donkey or a trained mountain goat to carry stuff
[4:57:47]
vip Nefarious_Bear: imagine trekking during night
[4:57:47] bunnybunboy: eternal sun
limesLUL
[4:57:50]
vip Nefarious_Bear: that sounds horrible
[4:57:57]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: TIME
[4:58:06] Blastom: to take a piss
[4:58:19]
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subscriber LinnieGrey:
greats8Dab
[4:58:31] joeybabaganoosh:
monkaS
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bits-charity muncho2:
greats8Dab
[4:58:41] bunnybunboy: the fuck is that
[4:58:50]
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bits-charity muncho2:
ResidentSleeper
[4:58:54] joeybabaganoosh:
pogonaDab
[4:58:55] UmbrellaMuffin: Sphynx gets kidney stones, the stream
[4:58:57]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: the floating worm in the background?
[4:58:59]
premium Tron359: it's a bunny bug
[4:59:00] Blastom: that is cute, he is cradling the baby
[4:59:09] bunnybunboy: @LinnieGrey yeah
[4:59:31]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: just a floating worm, you don't have them where you live?
Kappa
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vip Trageenomical: BB-28
<3
[4:59:41]
vip Trageenomical:
monkaS
[5:00:01] Blastom: I got to give Kojumbo credit, at least its an original game idea, and not just schut game no 37
[5:00:04] bunnybunboy: @LinnieGrey
limesLUL
[5:00:06]
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bits-charity muncho2:
monkaS
[5:00:17]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: yo wat
[5:00:23] bunnybunboy: @Blastom wait till sphinx gets to the guns
[5:00:24]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: he sleep talks?
[5:00:28] vizmint: thinking about thos BBeans
[5:00:37] Blastom: yes
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bits-charity muncho2: yuuup
[5:00:42]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: he said "it hurts"
[5:00:44]
vip Nefarious_Bear: Do it
[5:00:45]
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bits-charity muncho2:
LUL
[5:00:49] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[5:00:53] joeybabaganoosh: hes having nightmares or somethingg
[5:00:59] Blastom: some like it hot
[5:01:05] CarrotCube: Can you keep the worm as a pet?
[5:01:09] vizmint: A/C lul it's 25F here
[5:01:21]
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bits-charity muncho2: i drank a monster yesterday what have i become
[5:01:26]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: he's probably talking about his ground up spine
[5:01:44] Blastom: welcome, welcome to zombocom
[5:01:58] Blastom: sounds like normans sky
[5:02:03] CarrotCube: i was half joking there but NICE petworm =D
[5:03:22] Blastom: you must climb the holy mountain horizontally
[5:03:23] bunnybunboy: horizontally?
limesSmug
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premium Dragoneye77: thats what i just did
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premium Dragoneye77: whatever you do
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premium Dragoneye77: dont take a bike up there
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premium Dragoneye77: well not that place but
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premium Dragoneye77: another mountain
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bits-charity muncho2:
LUL lmao
[5:04:48] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[5:04:56] bunnybunboy: wouldnt put it past kojima
[5:05:00]
vip Nefarious_Bear: No Nut November really getting to you huh Sphynx
[5:05:28] bunnybunboy:
limesLUL
[5:05:34] bunnybunboy: this game worse enemy, battery life
[5:06:34] vizmint: sphynx pls like my picture of my dog
[5:06:51]
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bits-charity muncho2: containery hair spray
[5:06:54] Blastom: well those boots are gonna be in trouble
[5:07:25] Blastom: but its mandatory fun!
[5:07:27]
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premium Dragoneye77: just here to remind everyone
[5:07:32]
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premium Dragoneye77: that microsoft still makes the best controllers
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premium akagranderojo: @GreatSphynx leaving your controller plugged in while it is fully charged will decrease the overall lifetime of the battery inside
[5:07:40]
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premium Azuyoh: duck tape 4head
[5:07:46]
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premium akagranderojo: @GreatSphynx any device really
[5:07:54]
vip werewhiskey: lol
[5:08:03] vizmint: I've heard the switch pro controller is great for PC
[5:08:07] bunnybunboy: dude thought he was playing skirim
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premium Dragoneye77: mine
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premium Dragoneye77:
:)
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premium Azuyoh: @Manabutt can confirm
[5:08:49]
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premium Azuyoh: especially when you play games over steam
[5:09:01] vizmint: I still need to play new NMS mega patch
[5:09:20]
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bits-charity muncho2:
m6kwSquandog
[5:09:25]
vip Skeletoxin:
m6kwSquandog
[5:09:59] vizmint: @Azuyoh I have a DS4 for PC exclusively but my hands cramp after like 20mins. I only use it like twice a year though so hard to justify $$$ of sswitch pro controller
[5:10:06]
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premium Dragoneye77: they're other Sams
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premium Dragoneye77: the same ones who iwll build bridges for 800 metal
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premium Dragoneye77: just for other people
[5:11:35] RevosiEvol: I would imagine it only affects your game if you destroy or customize them?
[5:11:52]
vip Nefarious_Bear: Switch Pro Controller is the best
[5:12:06]
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premium Dragoneye77: thats always the joke isnt it
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bits-charity Maindog: Sphynx has baby hands confirmed
[5:12:14]
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premium Dragoneye77: the DS being for smol baby hand people
[5:12:21]
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bits-charity muncho2: i have a wired 360 controller i use for pc
[5:12:23]
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premium Dragoneye77: which is true lol
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premium Dragoneye77: I love the xbox one elite controller
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bits-charity muncho2: hell yea do a monster bro
[5:12:52] vizmint: I just dont use controller for PC games enough to bother buying something else
[5:12:56]
vip Nefarious_Bear: the xbone controller is okay but I dont like the analogue triggers since most games these days dont use it
[5:13:13]
vip Nefarious_Bear: digital triggers on the pro controller feel better, less strain on your fringers
[5:13:35]
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premium Dragoneye77: I guess I just grew up with xbox remotes though so my opinion is a bit biased
[5:13:42]
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premium Dragoneye77: Like I thought the duke was fine for one thing lol
[5:14:20] UmbrellaMuffin: spoilers for
The Thing
[5:14:26]
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premium Dragoneye77: the terrorists
[5:14:34]
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premium Dragoneye77: not much of a spoiler
[5:14:38]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: I have smol baby hands and i prefer the xbone controller to the dual shock
LUL
[5:15:05]
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premium Dragoneye77:
oh ya just
[5:15:10]
vip Skeletoxin: my hands are bigger and i dont liek dualshock, it dosnt feel good in my hands
[5:15:16]
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premium Dragoneye77: carry 100 kilo worth of crap in BT land
[5:15:17] UmbrellaMuffin: ive always used dualshock but I liked using the xbox one when I could
[5:15:19]
vip Skeletoxin: xbox ones are pretty alright
[5:15:20]
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premium Dragoneye77: whats the worse that could happen
[5:15:21]
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premium Dragoneye77:
vineJape
[5:15:21]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: but I couldn't use earlier xbox controllers at all
[5:15:23]
vip Skeletoxin: i still like nintendy most
[5:15:43]
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premium Dragoneye77: I dont understand why people like the pro controller though
[5:15:47]
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premium Dragoneye77: its just a discount xbox remote
[5:15:52] vizmint: DS4 is still sometimes a pain to get connected properly
[5:15:52]
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premium Dragoneye77: like its not bad
[5:15:52]
vip Skeletoxin: i havent tried the pro
[5:15:56]
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premium Dragoneye77: but its just a xbox remote
[5:16:01]
vip Skeletoxin: im just talking about nintendy in general
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premium Dragoneye77: ah
[5:16:31]
vip Skeletoxin: i grew up with a gamecube and that controller fits so nicely in my hands to this day
[5:16:38]
vip Skeletoxin: even though its a rather odd controller layout
[5:16:46]
vip Skeletoxin: i wish it were more applicable to modern games
[5:16:48]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: so did we find out what that little robot antenna is in the 3 hours i was away?
[5:16:50] vizmint: I exclusively game with N64 controllers
[5:17:00]
vip Nefarious_Bear: so how tf are you supposed to take cover in timefalls
[5:17:10]
vip Nefarious_Bear: it seems unavoidable
[5:17:16]
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premium Dragoneye77: lol build a watch tower to see invisible enemies
[5:17:39] UmbrellaMuffin: just build a tower of babies
[5:17:43] vizmint: arent there characters with umbrellas
[5:17:44]
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bits-charity Maindog: I exclusively with the PowerGlove
[5:17:58]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: tower of baby-lon
[5:18:03]
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bits-charity Maindog: *I game exclusively
[5:18:19]
vip Nefarious_Bear: stinky
[5:18:21]
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premium Dragoneye77: welp
[5:18:23] vizmint: ECCO TIME
[5:18:30]
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premium Dragoneye77: you're going meat the friend I melt now sphynx
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vip Skeletoxin: F
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vip Skeletoxin:
PogChamp
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subscriber LinnieGrey: jesus
[5:19:05] bunnybunboy: basically "piss off ghost"
limesLUL
[5:19:08] vizmint: ecco evaded
[5:19:45] bunnybunboy: seems like kojima ran outa buttons
[5:20:04] vizmint: going to need some n key rollover for PC version
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bits-charity Maindog: @GreatSphynx Drink that boomer juice
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premium Dragoneye77: So I just did the math
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premium Dragoneye77: the distance it took me to get from the capital which is fake D.C to somewhere in fake Louisiana was 6000 meters
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premium Dragoneye77: or nearly 4 miles lol
[5:21:07] vizmint: maybe norman is just very big compared to america
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premium Dragoneye77: Ecco time
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vip werewhiskey:
monkaS wht happened
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vip werewhiskey: oof
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premium Dragoneye77: his baby hands tapped the stick
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premium Dragoneye77: and he sprinted
[5:22:22] bunnybunboy: i wonder if the cargo gets damaged by the ecco
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premium Dragoneye77: thats not even the worst part
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subscriber LinnieGrey: maximum clench streamer
[5:22:53] bunnybunboy:
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premium Dragoneye77: Linnie
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premium Dragoneye77: do you like Dolphins?
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subscriber LinnieGrey: sort of
[5:23:14] nerodroid: eat a water bear
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subscriber LinnieGrey: they're cool
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subscriber LinnieGrey: but they're assholes
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premium Dragoneye77: what about tentacle meat dolphins
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subscriber LinnieGrey: so about as much as i like humans
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premium Dragoneye77: sphynx plz
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premium Dragoneye77: lol you were like right on him
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subscriber LinnieGrey: Dragon a tentacle ocean creature is an octopus
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subscriber LinnieGrey: silly dragon
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premium Dragoneye77: nope
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premium Dragoneye77: you're clear
[5:25:15] vizmint: is cg a real measurement
[5:25:24] vizmint: or is it liek chiralgram
[5:25:26] Volantarius: centigram
[5:25:36] bunnybunboy:
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vip Skeletoxin:
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[5:25:41] UmbrellaMuffin: you think youre safe?
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premium Dragoneye77: because he has over 100 pounds of shit on his back
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bits-charity Majestur: bazongle
[5:26:33] vizmint: ed mcmahon walk
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vip Skeletoxin: up to 264 pounds actually
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vip Skeletoxin: 120 kilos is about that
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premium Dragoneye77:
oh ya
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premium Dragoneye77: forgot it was kilos
[5:26:59] Volantarius:
LUL
[5:27:06] bunnybunboy: guess the ghosts dont damage the cargo
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subscriber LinnieGrey: chat what's your opinion on folded potato chips
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premium Dragoneye77: i wish this game would have real measurements in it
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bits-charity Maindog: Great bits, Sphynx. Good fucking bits
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vip Skeletoxin: you mean ike ruffled chips linnie?
[5:27:37] Volantarius: Folded chips are good
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subscriber LinnieGrey:
LUL
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vip Nefarious_Bear: STOP
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vip werewhiskey: thanks
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subscriber LinnieGrey: nah i mean like a flat chip, but it got folded in half
[5:28:03] vizmint: america using metric is less believable than the mini USA scale
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subscriber LinnieGrey: ^
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vip Skeletoxin:
oh
[5:28:21] Volantarius: Hahhaa
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vip Skeletoxin: yeah
idk theyre fine i guess
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vip Skeletoxin: good cronch
[5:28:31] nerodroid: a folded flat chip tastes better than the normal
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vip werewhiskey: ^
[5:28:44] vizmint: things that matter, like package delivery
Kappa
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vip Skeletoxin: it depends on what im looking for texturally
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bits-charity Maindog: I try to shove the whole folded chip into my mouth
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premium Dragoneye77: nah man
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premium Dragoneye77: D.C and Louisiana are 4 miles away
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premium Dragoneye77: totally
[5:29:11] vizmint: why is america stretched horizontally
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vip Nefarious_Bear:
jermaOld
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subscriber LinnieGrey: logistics is legit a big human problem
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premium Dragoneye77: also so
[5:29:42] vizmint: its like kojima thinks america is made up
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premium Dragoneye77: going by this map
[5:29:46] nerodroid: a folded ruffled chip is delicious
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premium Dragoneye77: florida is a Crater
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subscriber LinnieGrey: like we have enough food that no person in the world should be short of food or nutrition
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premium Dragoneye77: this upsets me greatly
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subscriber LinnieGrey: yet some people still starve
[5:30:08] Volantarius: Maybe
[5:30:32] vizmint: according to the map where I live in Midwest is still safe
[5:30:56] bunnybunboy: SHIT GRANADES
[5:31:02] bunnybunboy: aslo yes
[5:31:17] salad_snack_: blood > shit
[5:31:19] Snudl: No, he asked them to anaylse his bloody boots, remember?
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bits-charity Majestur: Knut city
[5:31:41] vizmint: your shit is so rusted holy fuck
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vip werewhiskey: so uh... opinion on death stranding so far? @GreatSphynx
[5:32:07] salad_snack_: give your reedus a break
BibleThump
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premium Dragoneye77: its not that bad but the first couple hours were
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premium Dragoneye77: terrible
[5:32:55] Snudl: ...It's certainly not your everyday game
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premium Dragoneye77: If this wasn't a kojima game I personally would have given up by now
[5:33:10] vizmint: theres so many games coming out right now I hate it
[5:33:29] vizmint: and on top of all of them is D3 S19 and PoE 3.9
[5:33:33] Blastom: I heard it gets better after chapter 3
[5:33:36] vizmint: not enough time or money
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subscriber LinnieGrey: especially the hour you fought the boss in the 13 orb run
Kappa
[5:33:42] UmbrellaMuffin: i wonder why a roguelite and a story focused experience are so different
[5:34:03] vizmint: Sphynx are you going to try out Fallen Order?
[5:34:50] vizmint: next week I think
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subscriber LinnieGrey:
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[5:35:25] vizmint:
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[5:35:48] Volantarius: Huh
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vip Skeletoxin: i dont think it would
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vip Skeletoxin:
m6kwBunglepuss
[5:35:54] salad_snack_:
vineMAYbe_SG
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vip Skeletoxin: unless theres something weird to make drafts run in there
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subscriber LinnieGrey: maybe the actual windmills are on the rim of the crater?
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vip Skeletoxin: in which case it would be a fucking wind bowl
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premium Dragoneye77: pfff
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premium Dragoneye77: Vinny
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premium Dragoneye77: don't you mean that other fella
[5:36:36] vizmint: guys I have a secret, I made vinemaybe as well as vinechirp and vinefishwin
[5:36:36] UmbrellaMuffin: in the middle of a 30 min cutscene you mean
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premium Dragoneye77: hes probably streaming tonight
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vineMAYbe
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subscriber LinnieGrey: nice @Manabutt
vineMAYbe
[5:37:09] vizmint:
vineMAYbe
[5:37:15] RevosiEvol: Nirvana poster
[5:37:17] djlokster13:
KomodoHype
[5:37:29] vizmint: right on
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vip Skeletoxin:
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[5:37:35] UmbrellaMuffin: i wonder what post apocalypse Nirvana sounds like
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premium Dragoneye77: No, I made this
vineBowie
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premium Dragoneye77:
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subscriber LinnieGrey: DID YOU REALLY
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bits-charity Majestur: i made this
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premium Dragoneye77: No
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premium Dragoneye77: they're gone
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premium CloverCandy: wow
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premium CloverCandy:
:)
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premium Dragoneye77: theres going be giant bridges now
[5:37:52] salad_snack_: bts only happen when raining
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premium Dragoneye77: just look
[5:37:56] vizmint:
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vip Skeletoxin: L)
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premium Dragoneye77: See
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premium CloverCandy: L)
[5:38:19] vizmint: lil floating meats
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vip Skeletoxin:
LUL
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premium Dragoneye77: its a really nice bridge
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premium CloverCandy: )L
[5:38:41] bunnybunboy: just because they could
[5:38:44] RevosiEvol: Absolute mad lads
[5:38:45] vizmint: is that over where the black goop was
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subscriber LinnieGrey: probably to see if they could
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premium Dragoneye77: sphynx thats mean
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vip Skeletoxin: 1407 likes
[5:39:02] egoshikari: like it
itskoloRude
[5:39:02] vizmint: maybe they thought it did?
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vip Skeletoxin: amazing
[5:39:05] UmbrellaMuffin: Kylo Network
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premium Dragoneye77: @GreatSphynx Its helpful cause now you're going be carrying a shit laod of things on the way back
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premium Dragoneye77: so that way you didnt have to climb rocks with it
[5:39:46] vizmint: I feel like a helicopter would make this entire game obsolete
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premium Dragoneye77: just get a helicopter
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[5:40:26] vizmint: make one out of reedus blood ez
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premium Dragoneye77: and not the lost items
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subscriber LinnieGrey: surely you couldn't use a helicopter if there was a chance of timefall
[5:40:39] salad_snack_: helicopters can't fly cuz shit in the air
[5:40:39] UmbrellaMuffin: get helicopter, it starts raining, helicopter falls, crew dies
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premium Dragoneye77: you cant drop the side quest crates in a post box
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subscriber LinnieGrey: a drone on the other hand
[5:40:57] vizmint: cover the helicopter in whatever his jacket is made of
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[5:41:17] UmbrellaMuffin: if its resistant to aging its gotta be lead or something
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vip Nefarious_Bear: callout to MGS
[5:41:30] UmbrellaMuffin: if you try to make lead helicopters they wont fly
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vip Skeletoxin: my fellow americans
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premium Dragoneye77: kojima sure does love his movies
[5:42:28] salad_snack_: all of metal gear is commentary on america
LUL
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subscriber LinnieGrey: well i mean that is kojima's experience of america
[5:42:40] desert_gryphon: Kojima thinks he is a artist/movie Director
[5:42:43] vizmint: kojima needed to spend a year in like st louis or something
[5:42:50] desert_gryphon: Nanomachines, son!
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[5:43:47] vizmint: P
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subscriber LinnieGrey: yoooo lizards
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bits-charity Majestur: Pee party
[5:43:54] MNomicoN: P
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[5:43:58] perfectvelvet:
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[5:44:02] Snudl:
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[5:44:03] bunnybunboy:
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[5:44:15] Nobodyknocks:
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[5:44:19] AnodyneVS:
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[5:44:23] Nobodyknocks: FALL OVER FOR FUN SPHYNX
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[5:44:23] vizmint:
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[5:44:24] Nobodyknocks: DO IT
[5:44:25] salad_snack_: LIKE LIKE LIKE
[5:44:27] Nobodyknocks: FALL OVER
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[5:44:27] desert_gryphon:
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[5:44:30] RevosiEvol: Thick ropey strands
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vip Skeletoxin:
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greats8Dab
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bits-charity Majestur: also sphynx v dub is going live not vinny. guess you dont gotta mod tonight, right?
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[5:44:38] MNomicoN:
The real Death Stranding was the friends we made along the way.
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premium CloverCandy: )L
[5:44:43]
premium PotionDweller: Shoulda left that sad face at the start of the game ::P
[5:44:55] UmbrellaMuffin: @greatsphynx vinnys chat is open
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subscriber motionlesspoetryplus: @greatsphynx this game is single dad Amazon factory worker sim.
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subscriber LinnieGrey: just talk over her
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bits-charity Maindog: Dezart!
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bits-charity Maindog: Lizardman is here.
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vip werewhiskey: id say if youre torn btwn either this or loog, prolly go for loog
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partner DesertP: oof.
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premium Dragoneye77:
oh lord
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premium Dragoneye77: vins doing death stranding
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partner DesertP: LOL
[5:46:22] Nobodyknocks:
LUL
[5:46:24] Nobodyknocks: Oh no
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bits-charity Maindog: Why so serious?
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vip Trageenomical: that isn't vin
jermaPluto
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premium Dragoneye77: OH
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premium Robopon567: Oh no
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premium Dragoneye77: thats not vin
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partner DesertP: that sums up kojima games
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[5:46:38] Snudl:
LUL Oh boy, here we go again
[5:46:38] Nobodyknocks: Dragoneye
LUL
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vip werewhiskey:
LUL
[5:46:59] desert_gryphon:
oh no... he's doing Vdub Stranding
[5:47:02]
premium S00perShyGuy: Vinny's playing this as vdub
oh dear god
[5:47:07]
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bits-charity Maindog: Apparently, VInny is live
[5:47:09] Nobodyknocks: @GreatSphynx So wait, you have to hold down both of the triggers to keep walking?
[5:47:11]
vip werewhiskey:
oh no
[5:47:11] bungojones: bruh everyone streaming death stranding when im tryna go in blind this is the worst
[5:47:28]
premium S00perShyGuy: thanks for giving me a look at this game
[5:47:31] vizmint: i hope that means its a one off I cant watch vinny play this seriously
[5:47:39]
premium S00perShyGuy: and for the quality commentary
[5:47:47]
premium wawawaaaario: Death Stranding does look interesting... just gotta wait for PC release
[5:48:03]
premium S00perShyGuy: but most of all
[5:48:05] vizmint: yeah I've enjoyed your commentary, I just dont expect to get that from vin and vin chat lol
[5:48:08]
premium S00perShyGuy: thank you for the epic gifs
[5:48:21]
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bits-charity Maindog: @DesertP Don't steal memes from here
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vip Skeletoxin: lmao
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premium S00perShyGuy: I hope you have a chill evening dude
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premium S00perShyGuy: peace
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subscriber LinnieGrey:
greats8Dab
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vip Skeletoxin: later
[5:50:28] salad_snack_:
Clap
[5:50:28] vizmint: for the record I did enjoy your stream, hope to see more sphynx
[5:50:51]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: cool
[5:51:11]
vip
subscriber LinnieGrey: 6 hour strem
NotLikeThis
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subscriber LinnieGrey: go drink some water
:)
[5:51:38] bungojones: ugh id love to watch vdub but im tryin to avoid spoilers
[5:51:38]
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subscriber LinnieGrey: not monster
:)
[5:51:44] bungojones: hes live
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subscriber LinnieGrey: he's so live
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